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Animated "The Hobbit"

mooby

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Anybody know where I can find the script to this? Of all the animated Tolkien stories, this one's my favorite.

Particularly, I'm looking for the lyrics to the song that goes:

Chip the glasses, crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates...
 

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garyh

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I haven't seen the animated movie, but that song is from the book. I'll type that in momentarily. :)

EDIT: Here's the song! :)

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
-----Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -
-----Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
-----Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
-----Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
-----Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
-----Send the down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!!
 
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KChagga

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In the book the Hobbit:D
Specifically chapter 1 page 25.

I'll do you one better and type it for you

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

My personal favourite the goblin song is on page 109 and 110 respectively.

Oh fudge! me and garyh were typing at the same time and he beat me:mad:
 
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KChagga

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Every now and then I have to pull out my severly worn copy of the Hobbit just to hear the goblin song!

Oh why not!

Fifteen birds in five firtrees,
their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!
But, funny little bird, they had no wings!
O what shall we do with the funny little things?
Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot;
fry them, boil them and eat them hot?
 

mooby

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Wow. I've read The Hobbit about five times, and I really can't remember that song at all! Ha! :)

Well, I think they changed it slightly in the movie, but thanks a lot!

BTW, this movie really isn't too bad (besides making Gandalf a little more knowledgable than he is in the book, and leaving Beorn out). I recommend it!
 

Mistwell

Crusty Old Meatwad (he/him)
I recommend the South Park episode that made fun of the movie....no wait, I don't. It's just too gross...poor Lemmiwinks!

lemmiwinks.jpg

sparrowprince.jpg
 
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Welverin

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Mistwell said:
I recommend the South Park episode that made fun of the movie....no wait, I don't. It's just too gross...poor Lemmiwinks!

I thought so! While watching that episode I kept thinking of the movie but didn't remember it well enough to be sure.
 


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