Jefe Bergenstein
Legend
Eric went how many episodes and never even got a damn sword?! I'd be ticked too!That Dungeonmaster, Eric is right, he's a jerk!
Eric went how many episodes and never even got a damn sword?! I'd be ticked too!That Dungeonmaster, Eric is right, he's a jerk!
True. Eric was always my favorite because he was kind of a jerk. Even moreso after learning about the Complainer is Always Wrong mandate to stamp out dissent and promote conformity.His shield is pretty powerful though, even if he's usually too self-centered to use it correctly.
Can we please not confuse xers and boomers.
Warduke envies his full set of chainmail!At least he has the best Armor Class!
Not just Elminster and Mordekainen, but... I'm drawing a blank on which of the Circle of Eight it was - I think Tenser? - but one visited Boot Hill frequently and had revolvers he brought backI encountered toilet paper in a dungeon once...I can't remember where. Ruins of Undermountain maybe?
As for pizza, if Elminster and Mordenkainen can pop over to Earth (Elminster in particular is fond of pina coladas), I just need to get high enough level!
Or learn to cast Fabricate.