Bacon Alarm


Waking up to the smell of bacon? Meh, might be nice midmorning, but first thing in the morning? (The worst smell I ever woke up to was when I'd just graduated and was still living in a student dorm. I needed to be out of bed by 6am to get to work. A Russion flatmate had some Russian friends round, and after a night of drinking vodka they were frying up some chicken livers with garlic and lots of oil. In the kitchen right outside my room.)

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Naked and living in a barrel
When I went to the restaurant last sunday, I order a smoked bacon carpaccio. The whole damn plate was covered with bacon slices. It was very good, but that was way too much bacon.

Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Bacon makes people happy! My typical breakfast is bacon cheese and egg on an English muffin.

Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Very. Carefully.

It starts with finding a pig that can talk, then teach it to tell puns . . . . . .

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