Bad Sequel film-fest


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Aw, damn. Hellraiser 2 was actually a good movie, if you saw the first one. Hellraiser 3, on the other hand, was incrediblyhorriblyohmygodmyeyes bad.
 

Cube, I hear, is good.
Cube 2: Hypercube is . . . *shudder, brainsplat*
Cube 3: Cube Zero, though, is rather entertaining.

I actually like Predator 2. Neat way to reuse the gimmick without being bland ("Oh, here are some more soldiers in the jungle").

Alien: Resurrection has some Joss Whedon dialogue, and Brad Dourif. It's entertaining to watch with some buddies.

Riddick is very ugh-worthy, but the visuals were pretty good, and . . . no, it mostly sucked. But it's too distant from Pitch Black to count as a sequel, because not many people knew about Pitch Black.

MIB2 really disappointed me, but it wasn't awful.

Blade Trinity I didn't like, but a female friend of mine thought it was worth the $8 to watch Ryan Reynolds be funny and sexy. Too bad the woman in the movie was boring.

Can we please count Episode II & III? Ep I at least had Darth Maul and the acting of Liam Neeson.

Sadly, Blues Brothers 2000 was spoiled by, oddly, focusing too much on the music and not enough on a coherent plot. The point of the movie was supposed to be about carrying the blues into the new century, and holding the blues up as the spirit of a defiant people (the father of rock-n-roll and all that). I really wanted to see Elwood rouse the crowd with a stirring speech at the end of the movie, and then the voodoo chick could've offed the villains. Well, whatever. At least there was a 5-minute long car wreck. *giggle*
 




Troll 2

The Gate 2

Deathstalker 2

Superman 2 (ok, Terrence Stamp as Gen. Zod might redeem this as it's some of the funniest dialogue ever!)

Amityville 3-D

Ring 2 (both american and japanese versions)
 

Superman 2 I liked because it had a good old fashioned comic book fight in the streets, with the bad guys throwing cars, ect.

Another one that should be on the list is Weekend and Bernies 2.
 

Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (or something like that)

Spider-man 2 (but then again, 1st part wasn't really good either)

Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (the first one, with van-damme, was pretty good, the others were awful)

Fly 2

The Sting 2

Dirty Dozen 2

Mission Impossible 2 (!!!)
 


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