D&D 5E Best Vicious Mockery insults?

[digitalelf]

We mostly go with the other one, "Go away, or I shall taunt you a 2nd tiiimmme."

I also like another of the taunts that talk of making certain male body parts into castanets.

 

[Nevvur]

A player graced the table with this one today, and I remembered this thread. Enjoy:

To a snarling half-ogre, "Your mouth is so rotten a zombie could face$%^$ you and its %^&# would come out dirtier!"

::hope this survives censorship::