Bracers of Striking & weapon adjustment spells

[Caliban]

Yet you have expressed your displeasure with being able to do it.

There is only one ruling that I disgree with that affects my dwarf. I guarantee that it doesn't work that way in my home game. But I'm not the campaign DM in Living Greyhawk, and the campaign DM's have decided that you can cast scrolls in armor. Since I was taking the wizard level's anyway, it would be stupid not to use the ruling.

Actually, you'll notice that I didn't accuse you of anything. I simply asked you a question.

*shrug* Play stupid if you want.

Why you're getting so pissed off, I don't know, and I don't really care either. Would you like to bitch some more for no particular reason? Perhaps making an ass out of yourself by being a jerkoff will make you feel better? Then by all means...vent.

Why are you always accusing me of being pissed off when I'm not? I'm answering a question you asked. If you can't handle the answers, don't ask the questions.

 

[kreynolds]

There is only one ruling that I disgree with that affects my dwarf. I guarantee that it doesn't work that way in my home game. But I'm not the campaign DM in Living Greyhawk, and the campaign DM's have decided that you can cast scrolls in armor. Since I was taking the wizard level's anyway, it would be stupiud not to use the ruling.

It would be stupid not to use the ruling, when you know the intent to be the opposite about casting scrolls in armor, and you prefer to follow intent when intent is obviously more correct that an interpretation of the rules?

*shrug* Play stupid if you want.

I'm not playing stupid. I asked you a question. That's all.

Why are you always accusing me of being pissed off when I'm not?

Because you tend to behave like an ass-clown for no apparent reason. You just bit my frickin' head off for asking you a simple question. I can only assume you're pissed. If not, perhaps you're always like this?

I'm answering a question you asked.

Yes, you did. I thank you for that courtesy.

If you can't handle the answers, don't ask the questions.

Oh, I see. If I ask you a followup question to your answer, then I must not be able to handle it? Right. So all of your answers are perfect the first time? They answer every single possible question the first time around? Whatever.

 

[Caliban]

It would be stupid not to use the ruling, when you know the intent to be the opposite about casting scrolls in armor, and you prefer to follow intent when intent is obviously more correct that an interpretation of the rules?

Are you really this stupid?

I'm not playing stupid. I asked you a question. That's all.

Ok, I believe you aren't playing now.

Because you tend to behave like an ass-clown for no apparent reason. You just bit my frickin' head off for asking you a simple question. I can only assume you're pissed. If not, perhaps you're always like this?

But I'm not always like this. You seem to think it's ok when you treat other people like this (as I have seen you do in numerous posts), so why is it bad when I treat you like this? This whole attitude of yours seems rather hypocritical.

Tell you what, you grow up and stop insulting and demeaning everyone who disagrees with you, and I'll stop making you cry.

Oh, I see. If I ask you a followup question to your answer, then I must not be able to handle it? Right.

No, getting mad and whining because you don't like the answer to your question indicates you can't handle it. (I'm pretty this was what I said before. Are your reading comprehension skills degrading?)

So all of your answers are perfect the first time? They answer every single possible question the first time around? Whatever.

Hmm.... No, I don't think I've ever said anything like that. You might want to stop trying to rewrite history. I've always been pretty willing to discuss my views when people are reasonably polite about it. You continually fail that test, so I don't make any effort to be diplomatic in my responses to you.

 

[kreynolds]

Are you really this stupid?

Any particular reason you feel it necessary to behave like a jackass?

Ok, I believe you aren't playing now.

Gee. That's original.

But I'm not always like this.

You like to behave like a jackass when I ask you a simple question. I didn't poke or prod you at all. I just asked a question. You felt it necessary to behave like a child.

You seem to think it's ok when you treat other people like this (as I have seen you do in numerous posts), why is it bad when I treat you like this?

Because I didn't treat you like this to begin with. I didn't provoke you at all. I didn't start this. You did. Quit bitching.

*shrug* I've said it before. You're a hypocrite.

See previous answer.

No, getting mad and whining because you don't like the answer to your question indicates you can't handle it.

I didn't get mad. I didn't whine. I asked for clarification with a followup question. It seems that you hate it when others question you. Grow up.

Hmm.... No, I don't think I've ever said anything like that.

Pay attention. I never said you did. Those were questions. Not statements. You do know how to read, don't you?

You might want to stop trying to rewrite history.

See previous answer.

I've always been pretty willing to discuss my views when people are reasonably polite about it.

I was polite. I wasn't cruel. I wasn't provoking. For some unexplainable reason, you got all bent out of shape.

You continually fail that test

See previous answer.

so I don't make any effort to be diplomatic in my responses to you.

That much is obvious. So be it.

 

[Caliban]

Any particular reason you feel it necessary to behave like a jackass?

Yes, you are asking stupid questions that you already know the answer too.

Gee. That's original.

You left yourself wide open.

You like to behave like a jackass when I ask you a simple question. I didn't poke or prod you at all. I just asked a question. You felt it necessary to behave like a child.

You frequently behave like a jackass toward other people. Why do you get so bent out of shape when you get a little of your own medicine?

Because I didn't treat you like this to begin with. I didn't provoke you at all. I didn't start this. You did. Quit bitching.

Hmmm... where was I bitching? And yes, you did treat me like this to begin with, back when you first started posting. I let it drop then, but lately I have noticed your attitude towards any other newcomer, so I decided to stop overlooking it.

You posted a question that very obviously implied that you thought I wasn't living up to my earlier statements, and your follow-up questions have only proven this.

I didn't get mad. I didn't whine. I asked for clarification with a followup question.

Yes, you did whine, after I answered your question.

It seems that you hate it when others question you.

That's an obvious lie, since I answer questions, in detail, very frequently, and have done so since long before you were ever on this board.

Pay attention. I never said you did. Those were questions. Not statements. You do know how to read, don't you?

Once again, don't play stupid. You do it too well. "Questions" like that are not really questions, they are statements.

I was polite. I wasn't cruel. I wasn't provoking. For some unexplainable reason, you got all bent out of shape.

 

[kreynolds]

That's the best you can do to explain yourself? LOL Pitiful.

 

[Caliban]

That's the best you can do to explain yourself? LOL Pitiful.

That's all your lies deserve. Now go whine some more.

 

[kreynolds]

That's all your lies deserve. Now go whine some more.

OH! That's really rich! LOL Keep it up!

 

[Caliban]

OH! That's really rich! LOL Keep it up!

Thank you for doing as I requested. That's a good boy.

 

[kreynolds]

Thank you for doing as I requested. That's a good boy.

What? Whining? ROTFLMAO Sure thing buddy!