OK, if I describe what I want, could someone do it and save it?
Skin colour - bottom row, second from the left (light purple)
Chin - default
Eyes - tenth page, middle left (thin with furrowed brow)
Hair - last page, top right (hat with hair)
Mouth - page 8, bottom right (toothy grin)
Facial hair - first page, bottom left (Fu Manchu moustache)
Earings - left - sixth page, middle left (orange thing over eye)
Earings - right - sixth page, middle right (green thing over eye)
Glasses - fourth page, middle left (small shades)
Hair accesory - second page, middle left (red bow)
No, that's not how I look

but I think it's a cool avatar. If someone could do that for me and resize it for avatar usage, I'd be eternally grateful. It shouldn't take more than about five minutes...
