[Dangerously OT] Who would you choose?

[uberkitty]

DM: Philip Pullman (author of the Dark Materials trilogy)

Fighter: Cate Blanchett
Wizard: Alan Rickman
Cleric: Bill Murray
Rogue: Lili Taylor
Bard: Johnny Cash
Ranger: Angela Bassett

If I got this group together, I'd be happy just to sit by and watch!

 

[Spider_Jerusalem]

DM: Philip Pullman (author of the Dark Materials trilogy)

Hmmm... I've only read the first one, but his familiars-for-everyone concept is fantastic. I'd like to see him do some more writing for a more mature audience - it seemed like he was pulling punches at times - although the book was good.

Anyway. Thats my thoughts.

 

[uberkitty]

Hmmm... I've only read the first one, but his familiars-for-everyone concept is fantastic. I'd like to see him do some more writing for a more mature audience - it seemed like he was pulling punches at times - although the book was good.

Anyway. Thats my thoughts.

You should definitely read the rest of the trilogy--it's meant to be one big book, like LotR. Pullman himself says he didn't necessarily write it for kids--it's just that his publisher is a kids' publisher. (Frankly, I have a hard time imagining any child under twelve or so being able to get through some of the darker moments in the books.) But don't stop after the first one--read 'em all! They get more interesting and more complicated.

/OT : )

 

[johnnygolastly]

this thread is the best ever.

dm:gary gygax

fighter:adam sandler
rogue:steve buscemi
sorcerer:anna kournikova
cleric:jennifer ellison (believe me, you got to be british
barbarian:arnold schwarznegger (you gotta love conan)
monk:sarah-michelle gellar
bard:holly valance/britney spears

 

[Jolly Giant]

DM: Terry Pratchett - Unique, original take on fantasy

Fighter: Me - Elven archer

Wizard: Sean Connery - Laid-back gnome illusionist

Cleric: Clint Eastwood - Tough, dwarven warpriest

Rogue: Drew Barrymore - Innocent-looking human thief

Barbarian: Jim Carrey - Half-crazed halfling berserker

Bard: Arnold Schwartzenegger - Half-orc drummerboy


Anybody out there DOESN'T think this would be a fun group to play with???

 

[Saracen]

Movie Version

DM - Stephen Spielberg
Fighter - Me
Wizard - Franka Potente
Cleric - Sean Connery
Rogue - Mila Jovavich
Barbarian - Mel Gibson
Monk - Jackie Chan

or

Literary\Intellectual Version

DM- George RR Martin or Stephen King
Paladin - Me
Wizard - Stephen Hawking
Cleric - Orson Scott Card
Rogue - Elmore Leonard
Barbarian - Robert Jordan
Bard - Maynard Scott Keenan

 

[byxbee]

DM: David Lynch

Fighter: Tie Domi (hockey player)
Druid: Julia Butterfly Hill
Sorceror: Christopher Walken
Barbarian: The Rock
Bard: Stephen King
Rogue: Me
Ninja/Monk: (Contact) or Cntxt (whoever's available)
Diviner: Arcady

Evil Villain: Piratecat

 

[Harlock]

My dream group

This a Dungeons and Dragons 3rd ed group:

DM -- George Lucas (we'd house rule no poop jokes)

Bard -- Me
Fighter -- Drew Barrymore in a metal bikini
Barbarian -- Samuel L. Jackson ("which greataxxe is yours?")
Rogue -- The Unibomber
Cleric -- Gordon B Hinckley
Wizard -- Andie McDowell in a tight minskirt/robe thing
Sorceror -- Prince
Ranger -- Steve Irwin
Druid -- Ralph Nader

Yeah, that'd be a group. Nader'd be bitching that we used styrophome plates, Irwin would be chasing my cats around trying to get them angered enough to bite at him, Lucas would be explaining something totally over our heads, Andie and Drew BETTER get into a cat fight and hit each other with pillows. The Unibomber probably would just keep to himself, Gordon b. Hinckley would most likely get fed up and leave, and Samuel L. would be telling Prince why he thinks he is a . Me? Heh, I'd grab the doritos, kick back and enjoy the show...err game.

 

[Hejdun]

DM - Gary Gygax. I mean, come on...

Wizard - Ian McClellan.
Rogue - Samual L. Jackson
Cleric - Morgan Freeman
Fighter/Rogue - Robert DeNiro
Monk - Jackie Chan
Ranger - Harrison Ford

 

[Moe Ronalds]

the guy with Lucas as his DM gave me an idea...

DM: George Lucas
Fighter: Samuel Jackson
Wizard: Alec Guinness (he's still alive right? If not, Ewan McGreggor)
Rogue: Harrison Ford
Cleric: Frank Oz
Sorcerer: Natalie Portman
Monk: Moi