Deep Water and Shoals - A Swashbuckling Campaign

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Malthas smiles. "Oh, of course. At least for the first round." He takes a seat with the sailors, and begins making conversation. (OOC: My brain is too harried at work today to come up with good subtle insults, but Malthas would be fairly able to do so with his intel and Cha, I'd think. I'd like him to pretend to be friendly, but insult them with most every sentence - things like "Good thing you stood up to that Half-orc. Everyone knows that a Standishtown man is worth at least a third of an orc, so you two are more man than him!") Malthas orders two of the strongest drinks he can make out for the two sailors, and a drink for himself as well, which he won't consume.
 

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Bob Aberton said:
"And as for the sort of people that associate with one..." His voice trails off and he quickly gulps a mouthful of beer.

"As for the people that associate with one? Well, I've heard they are a mercenary lot, well versed in the blood of the professional soldiers of the inland border wars and not overly concerned about tawdry scuffles with a pack of filthy clamdigger dogs scarce weaned from their mother's pap." At this point Vemuz stands up to a full seven feet in height. "So, I think you might like to go to that table over there, have a seat, and mind your own damn business before find yourself mixed up in mine." He gestures over to an empty table on the far side of the room.
 

Well then!

Antheos smiles and shakes the man's hand. "Thank ya, Cap'n." He nods and replaces his hand to its proper pocket. "When does she set sail? And are there any tasks you'd need me to perform before-hand?"

ooc- bob, did ya get my email? If not, just tell me and i'll resend it.
 
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Nico grins,'That was a fine drink, eh Mr. Orleau?' Downing a second shot, the Dwarf finally feels at ease after so many days aboard ship, through storms and reefs. It was good to get a bit of rest and relaxation for a change.

<OoC: Fort save 14+5 =19 total>
 

(OOC Antheos: I haven't recieved any such email. I would be much obliged if you would resend it. Thanks.)

(OOC All: I'm afraid I can't make a DM post at this time; I'll post tomorrow as soon as I can.)

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Antheos: I did recieve your email, after all. It seems my email counter isn't working, so I don't have any warning when I get new email. My mistake.
 
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(OOC Everyone: I'm really sorry about my lack of posting lately I haven't been able to connect to Enworld for the past three days.

I'm going away for 6 days starting now, and won't have access to a computer...sorry.

If you could just keep the game going amongst yourselves, that would be great.)
 

(OOC All: Alright, I'm back. Let the game begin anew...)

Vemuz,

The local looks almost defiant for a moment, but then he observes your much greater bulk, your collection of scars, and your wild-eyed appearance. He gets up and moves away with his friends, further down the bar. You can hear him mutter:

"...better down there anyway...air's cleaner, I expect..." in a sullen undertone.

At the same time, however, you see, a bit farther down the bar, you observe another local, probably from the same crowd as this sorry lot, become redder and redder in the face as Malthas pelts him with subtle verbal barbs.

"Good thing you stood up to that Half-orc. Everyone knows that a Standishtown man is worth at least a third of an orc, so you two are more man than him," Malthas says.

The Standishtown man slowly turns, realizing he has just been insulted, and, as the full import of what Malthas says dawns upon him, lets out a furious bellow and swings at the halfling with an empty mug.

Malthas,

The two Standishtown-ers quickly gulp down their drinks, becoming very red in the face. They both stare suspiciously as you continue talking, realizing they are somehow being made fun of, but too drunk to make out your cleverly disguised jabs. That is, until you say,

"Good thing you stood up to that Half-orc. Everyone knows that a Standishtown man is worth at least a third of an orc, so you two are more man than him!" Not even the drunkest, stupidest Standishtown clam-digger could mistake that for an insult. With a furious bellow, the one on your left swings an empty mug at you, grazing you ear but not actually harming you.

Malachi,

As Vemuz faces down the nearest knot of Standishtown locals, you observe, out of the corner of your eye, another local take a swing at Malthas with an empty mug.

Nicodemus,

You swallow down the drink, feeling a pleasant glow in your belly. Jean Orleau, now very red in the face, swallows his, sways in his seat, and attempts to put his empty glass down. He misses the table, and the empty tumbler shatters on the floor.

(OOC: You do not observe what happens to Malthas, however, as you are across the tavern from him and with your back to the bar, where he is sitting.)

Antheos,

"As it happens," the captain says. "I was just heading upriver with my supercargo here to purchase more tobacco. Why don't you come along with me? There's a keg-raft waiting for us now."

He pauses, then peers at you closely.

"Say, have you ever been down by Port Andorra way? I seem t' recognize you from somewhere...what did y' say yer name was, again?"

Jonah,

The captain directs you and two orcish slaves to load provisions and the money chest on the keg raft, which is waiting upriver of Standishtown. The captain says he will follow in a minute or two.

The keg raft is a very large, ungainly thing, made of tobacco hogsheads loaded together. Three dirty, unkempt boatmen, leaning on their punting poles, are chewing tobacco.

"Barrels're empty now," one of them explains, in a colonial drawl. "We'll fill'em and lash'em back together an' raft 'em downriver in a few days..."
 

OoC: Welcome back, Bob.

IC: Nico grins as he pours a third pair of shots, making sure that they are really full this time.
'What say ye, Mr. Orleau, this is a fine night fer drinkin', eh?'
Nico downs his shot

OoC:Fort save: 14 again, +5 =19.
This Damned Bar-Brawl had better not ruin my drinking contest...
 

ooc Good to have you back Bob:D

"Malhtas!" Malachi roars as he spins about to see the mug graze the halflings ear. He didn't want any trouble but noone hurts his friends! Immediately he is moving charging through the crowd at the man with the mug.

"Damn yo'll Malhtas!" the half-orc curses as he moves - but though his eyes are wide and fierce he does seem to be grinning...
 

Malthas grins widely at both the man and at Malachai. He rubs his ear slightly where the man grazed him, and then flicks out Tuanna, attempting to disarm the man with a flourish (OOC: I'd like to try to use Quicker than the Eye on him to whip out Tuanna, and disarm him of the mug, then use it again to sheath Tuanna. And I'd like to do so in such a way that makes it obvious he's overmatched. ;) )
 

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