Describe your boring side

[Psionicist]

There are many threads where members can write about themselves. This is one of them, with a twist. Your job is to describe yourself in as few words as possible. Your job is also to sound as pathetic, boring and uninteresting as you possible can, without lying. Think about is as the worst possible way to introduce yourself to the opposite sex.

For example.

"Hi. My name is Pete. I like reading essays and watching low budget films."
"I'm John and I like solving puzzles with my mother."

(I'm not saying the above are boring activities, but they would not really make great pick up lines either)

Go on.

 

[Dog Moon]

How about:

I'm Josh, and I play Dnd, or Dungeons and Dragons for those nongamer types who don't know what Dnd is.


How can you start a thread like this without first introducing yourself?

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

My name is Gabriel and I am fickle.

 

[frankthedm]

Hi! I am FranktheDM, I like painting small scale statues of maddening horrors and watching horror movies where small children get splattered.

*i could do worse with my political opinions, but this is enworld.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

My boring Side?

It's just below my waist.

How's that for pathetic?

 

[devilbat]

My boring Side?

It's just below my waist.

We have a winner!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

*waves* Hi. I'm Liz and I truly, deeply enjoy watching Judging Amy.

 

[Blue_Kryptonite]

I'm Scott. SUV in the driveway of my suburban 1930s house with a clean yard. Wife and 2 kids, 2 dogs, and a cat. Yawn. Oh, and I leave on Court TV for enterntaiment during the day.

 

[Wild Gazebo]

Hello, my name is Wild Gazebo. I enjoy exploring the rhetorical implications of colonialism upon modern language--especially by examining historical ethnographies through structuralist theory.

 

[Bront]

Hi, I'm Bront. Due to my allergies, I regularly have to pick my nose so I can breath out of it.