Do - Don't


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Do carry kindness and cutesy in your vest

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Don't ever unsheathe your blade unless you are prepared to use it.

or

do carry an extra hidden knife upon your body

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don't stick it in your crotch
 

d20 Modern
- Do have an extra cyanide tooth to avoid torture upon capture.
- Don't grind your teeth in your sleep.


D&D
- Do bring a Cleric.
- Don't bring a Cleric of Iuz.


-- Nifft
 




DO feel free to use spiked chains as weapons.

DO NOT get drunk and try to use spiked chains as weapons.

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DO try to use some non-combat spells from time-to-time.

DO NOT use "Tasha's Uncontrolable Dancing" or any similar spell on a dragon or balor.

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DO spend some of your loot to build a nice stronghold to keep the rest of your loot in.

DO NOT then go around bragging "how secure" your treasure is.

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DO carry a fire-striker and some lamp oil with you for emergencies

DO NOT carry both of these things in the same backpack while hiking vigerously.
 

And now it's time for anuthor Good Idea / Bad Idea.

Good Idea:
Taking levels in fighter. (Mr. Skullhead comes on screen, equiped in full plate and with a sword, and strrikes down an orc)
Bad Idea:
Taking levels in commoner. (Repeat the above scene, only this time Mr. Skullhead is wearing cloth and carrying a club...)

The end.
 


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