Hairfoot said:
Elves are made up. By humans.
Doesn't this indicate that, because they are made up by humans, they must be composed entirely of attributes humans can understand? How can something defined and created exclusively by us (humans) be unknowable by us? Because elves exist exclusively in the human imagination, isn't what an elf can possibly be necessarily circumscribed by the human imagination?
They do not exist. Therefore, no-one can claim that (if they were a fact of real world life) elves, dwarves, gnomes, devils, or any other fictional species would look, act, think, feel, and relate
This reasoning makes no sense. If we had no idea how an elf would look, act or think, how would we even know that what we were looking at was an elf? Obviously, our ability to define them as a particular set would be contingent on our ability to assign properties to them.
It might be that elves, in a particular hypothetical world, were like Vulcans, ie. humans with pointy ears, longevity and some weird personality and cultural quirks.
Sure, if they were Runequest elves (ie. intelligent humanoid plants), elves might be hard to comprehend but the RAW's descriptions of elves makes it pretty clear that this is not the case.
They might, certainly. But it defies all belief that I'm being taken apart for stating that if something which doesn't exist did, it might be different to the way it's imagined.
MM, PHB, Tolkien, Nintendo, or any other person, company, cult, or god which may render these species in future do not come into it.
What are you talking about? We are having a conversation about D&D elves. Elves as defined by D&D's rules.
If D&D elves existed in the real world, they would be like... [drumroll] D&D elves.
As with most discussions on ENWorld, our definition of a term is assumed to be the definition the term has in the game.
The point was not how they function in a game, but what they would be like if realised.
The title of this thread is "Do You Prefer to Play a Human PC When RPGing?" You are claiming that our discussion is about something it is not. The question is: are D&D elves playable? I say, "yes." You seem to say, "D&D elves are not believably playable because if elves existed in the real world, they wouldn't be anything like D&D elves." What we are discussing is the playability of a creation of the human imagination; a creation of the human imagination is necessarily knowable by humans and therefore playable.
If I'm wrong, don't waste time arguing. Get out there there and describe precisely how technology which doesn't exist works, so that we can have it now, instead of waiting for it to exist. Cold fusion would be good.
Ooh, ooh! Better yet, create a holodeck. If it's been imagined and depicted in fiction, its exact nature and ramifications should be patent.
Close the rubber cement container, take your nose out of the plastic bag and re-read the thread title please.
EDIT: D&D elves have been defined as both very long-lived and socially similar to human beings. I see no evidence that this is, by definition, impossible.