Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

[Desdichado]

And now I'm done with this thread.

For some reason, that sounded like one of the worst innuendos so far to me...

 

[Desdichado]

Unless he's very flexible...

Are you suggesting.... self administered BJs?!!!11one!

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Are you suggesting.... self administered BJs?!!!11one!

Me? I suggest nothing (lest the all powerful log overhear and smite me where I stand)...

 

[reveal]

Are you suggesting.... self administered BJs?!!!11one!

My best friend's girlfriend's second cousin's mom's boyfriend's third grade teacher's aunt told me Rel had two ribs removed.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

My best friend's girlfriend's second cousin's mom's boyfriend's third grade teacher's aunt told me Rel had two ribs removed.

I heard that high-priests of the all mighty LOG must have two ribs removed in order to perform the ceremonial Log Bow. In other news, it seems that only males are allowed to be high-priests of the all mighty LOG...

 

[reveal]

I heard that high-priests of the all mighty LOG must have two ribs removed in order to perform the ceremonial Log Bow. In other news, it seems that only males are allowed to be high-priests of the all mighty LOG...

Females can only become high priestesses of the coveted Phytotelmata.

 

[PowerWordDumb]

How are we getting away with this thread continuing? Hasn't it violated virtually all the rules for the forum?

That's easy, Turanil hasn't shown up to complain yet.

 

[Rel]

Me? I suggest nothing (lest the all powerful log overhear and smite me where I stand)...

You might note that you yourself have seen me outside the house. Ergo, I am not capable of the suggested act.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

You might note that you yourself have seen me outside the house. Ergo, I am not capable of the suggested act.

Yes, but I have not seen you inside the house, therefore your secret is still safe with you...

 

[Droid102]

Log is a hell of a drug.