does a nice, shy, meek guy have a chance in hell?

[Xath]

I always heard screeching tires made chicks hot.

Only if they're caught under them. And that's in the temperature/temper sense.

 

[Warrior Poet]

Liar! I've seen your computer. You're still working with one of dem' new-fangled Apple IIe's.

Again with the old jokes!

I'm off to get more coffee - the cold always bothers my rheumatism in the morning.

Warrior Poet

 

[Rel]

But not for lack of Rel's trying!

I'm afraid you've got the wrong guy. When I see hot women walking down the street, I confine my reaction to churlish, immature remarks made within the confines of the car. My top five list probably looks something like:

5) "Da DAYUM!"
4) "Awwww Yeah!"
3) "Would you look at that!?" (this one seems particularly stupid when I'm by myself)
2) "Work that thang, girlfriend!"
1) "I'd hit it!"

Not my best material, I know, but at least I'm not inflicting it on her.

 

[Aaron L]

ahh, to be associated with ugly girls and garth brooks in reveals mind!


and were friends, you can just call me aaron.

or bonehead, whichever you prefer. never had a nickname, actually.

 

[Rel]

Aaron L on the way into work today, I heard two songs that completely fit your situation. Read the lyrics and take the advice to heart. It will not fail you.

Standing Outside the Fire by Garth Brooks

I agree totally. One lyric that sums up my philosophy on life is from Allison Krause & Union Station's "The Lucky One". It says, "The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing."

By golly I think I'll play that song right now...

 

[reveal]

I'm afraid you've got the wrong guy. When I see hot women walking down the street, I confine my reaction to churlish, immature remarks made within the confines of the car. My top five list probably looks something like:

5) "Da DAYUM!"
4) "Awwww Yeah!"
3) "Would you look at that!?" (this one seems particularly stupid when I'm by myself)
2) "Work that thang, girlfriend!"
1) "I'd hit it!"

Not my best material, I know, but at least I'm not inflicting it on her.

Next time try rolling the windows down.

 

[Rel]

Next time try rolling the windows down.

I don't drive-by flirt. I only flirt face to face or online. Like this:

"How YOU doin', Queen D? "

And besides, what would I do if one of these girls fell for my childish come-ons? I'd be like the dog who caught the Buick. I'm long out of the "picking up chicks" game and try to focus my efforts on getting laid around the house.

 

[Desdichado]

That's not that uncommon. When I was out walking, someone threw a full can of sprite out of the window and hit me in the head. Another time, someone swerved in to hit a large puddle and soak me with a 6ft high wall of water. Every day I walk about 2 miles to work, and at least 50% of the time, someone shouts something out the window or honks loudly to startle me. Some people in cars feel that they are "superior" to those who walk and must show their superiority in some tangible way. Really they're just jerks and you should ignore them.

Indeed. Besides, unless it was a used condom, what's the big deal? Hey, free condom!

 

[Aaron L]

but if youve never actually had a use for a condom, and dont have a need for one in the forseeable future, it isnt quite so nice.

 

[Desdichado]

Hey, better to have one and not need one then need one and not have one.

Trust me; I've been there.