does a nice, shy, meek guy have a chance in hell?

Warrior Poet said:
Dude, you don't have to know what to do with it: that's what barbers/hair stylists are for! What I recommend is going to get a haircut and asking the person who cuts your hair what to do with it, and then say, "OK, that sounds great. Do it."
Yup, that's what I do. After going there for a while, she now suggests different styles I might want to try. Keeps my look modern.
Same thing with clothes.
Asking the sales people is good advice. Also, why not ring up your female friend and say that you'd like to ask her a favour - to come shopping with you and help you pick out a new wardrobe. Women love to help men shop for clothes, plus they will spot things that men generally don't (like accessories that would go with what you just bought). Make sure you buy her lunch while you're out. This way you get to kill 2 birds with 1 stone - you spend time with your friend, and you get new clothes. I always take a female friend shopping with me - in fact, I have to keep it quiet because if one friend finds out I took another friend, they can get quite possessive ("so, you trust Cindy's taste over mine now?")...

Cheers,
Liam
 

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Joshua Dyal said:
Have you considered this?
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Please make the bad things stop.
 

And they call me a bad man.

Edit: 1) You are a bad man. ;)

2) I deleted the picture in the original post, so I deleted the quote here. --Dinkeldog
 
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nerfherder said:
Yup, that's what I do. After going there for a while, she now suggests different styles I might want to try. Keeps my look modern.

Asking the sales people is good advice. Also, why not ring up your female friend and say that you'd like to ask her a favour - to come shopping with you and help you pick out a new wardrobe. Women love to help men shop for clothes, plus they will spot things that men generally don't (like accessories that would go with what you just bought). Make sure you buy her lunch while you're out. This way you get to kill 2 birds with 1 stone - you spend time with your friend, and you get new clothes. I always take a female friend shopping with me - in fact, I have to keep it quiet because if one friend finds out I took another friend, they can get quite possessive ("so, you trust Cindy's taste over mine now?")...

Cheers,
Liam
FOR GOD'S SAKE! DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOTHER!

To her, you will always be her little boy. My mother STILL wants to dress me in 1970's kid's fashions based on the shirts she sent me after my house burned down. My GAWD! Doens't that just make you shudder?

Ahem, anyway, the above is good advice.

TAG or Axe full packs, comes with soap, louffa, shower gel, body spray, shampoo, after shave, cologne. They'll compliment each other, and each brand has like 10 different scents.

Oh, and if the sales lady or a lady friend says something doesn't look good that you like, or thinks that something you like doesn't look good, LISTEN TO THEM!

Sneak back and buy the other one later to wear around the house.

Seperate your "around the house" stuff from your "going out" stuff.

if something gets a hole in it, either toss it, give it to a homeless guy, or put it in the "Clean the garage" stack.

Oh, and clean your damn room. If, on the off chance a woman agrees to come home to your mom's house with you, don't make her walk into a unmade mess that smells like cheetoes and desperation. Air it out too, and light some candles. NO INCENSE! She'll think you're a pot-head. Go with some scented candles, a Glad reusable in a power socket.

Now, for the second part:

Posters and pictures on the wall. What are they?
Music you listen too. What is it?
Books on the shelf, that you read all the time. What are they?
Knickknacks on your shelves. What are they?

(You want help from the ground up, I'll give it. Don't feel bad, you think THIS is bad, wait until a woman moves in with you. Say goodbye to Mr. Comfortable Chair, he's going to live at the dump.)
 

I gave up my lurker status to post some suggestions for you on page 1. Now that I know a little more about you, I have a couple more suggestions.

1. Get a job! Even with your bad back, there are lots of jobs you can do. You are almost 30, and women your age are looking for different things in men than they did when they were 20. At 20, a hot guy without a job was fun to be around, but at 30 a woman is far more practical so a guy without a job is far less attractive than someone with a facial tick. Also, having a job will do wonders for your self-esteem!

2. It sounds like you live with your mom. If so, move out! Do whatever it takes – find a cheap place, get a roommate, live off of bread and water. To a woman your age, a guy that is still living with his mom is a huge turnoff. Again, living on your own will do wonders for your self-esteem.

3. Fix that attitude! Dude, I understand how frustrating and depressing your situation may feel, but you will never get anywhere unless you stop the negative, defeatist attitude you have shown here. Quit dwelling on what’s negative! You say that you’re a subservient pushover? Well, then I ORDER YOU to follow some of the self-help suggestions posted here. Don’t complain. Don’t make excuses. Don’t procrastinate. JUST DO IT! …and if you don’t follow my orders, then you’re not the subservient pushover you claim to be! Congratulations on your first step in self-improvement! =)
 


Warlord Ralts said:
FOR GOD'S SAKE! DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOTHER!
That thought was so far from my mind that it hadn't even occurred to me!

OK, revised plan:
0. DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOTHER (yes, it is important enough to be Rule Zero)
1. Ring your female friend.
2. Ask if she could help you buy some clothes.
3. Go shopping with friend.
4. Take the advice of your friend and shop assistants.
5. Buy friend lunch or dinner.

Cheers,
Liam
 



You may want to consider moving to a city that has lots of eligible young women such as a major college town or DC.

Next, stand near a fire hydrant, wag your tongue, and hump it.

Once you have gotten out of jail, you will realize how good you have it.

Or, you get lucky and they put you on a permanent happy juice tap. :uhoh:
 

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