Estlor
Explorer
Inspired by the wacky In-Character folk that play the iconics:
One elf, two elf,
Half-elf, true elf
Tordek and Redgar, trading thoughts about swords.
Devis amusing himself with plays on words.
Mialee, Vadania, and Soveliss to boot!
All gathered with Lidda and had such a hoot.
Soon barbaric Krusk joined the fray,
All a rage (you know, it's his way).
Hennet was there, all buckled and clasped,
Alhandra was a vision, the onlookers gasped.
Jozan of Pelor and even monk Ember,
Gathered together on this cold December,
As often they did in the taverns you see.
But look for yourself, don't take it from me.
A victory celebration together they all held,
Shuluth was defeated, they broke his mind meld.
And Tordek the fighter screamed, "More!"
"I'll spend my coins on ale and a whore!"
"Bah," Redgar chimed in, shaking his head.
"Without my true skills this dwarf would be dead."
"Such a boast," shot back Alhandra, shaking her mane.
"You're hardly even iconic, all you do is complain.
"I smite and I smote until all undead were a-smitten,
And all you did was weep like a small kitten.
Honor some justice and try upholding law,
And, for heaven sakes, leave some food! Stop stuffing your maw!"
At this point fair Devis uttered a laugh.
It didn't take levels of loremaster to do this math.
Twice their take he had earned with music this night.
It paid to spend skill points in Perform, not to fight.
"What you laugh at?" Krusk asked, stretching his mind.
You see, brains were not something known for his kind.
"Good Krusk, pay heed, if you can manage that task.
I speak only the truth, not a fact do I mask.
Though your rage came in handy when fighting those gnolls,
My music worked better in distracting the trolls.
So, in a way, you surely could say,
That without Devis the bard, you'd not live to this day."
At this point, stern Ember, let go a loud scoff.
The iconics fell silent, one heard not even a cough.
"It seems to me," she began, one deep thought revealing,
"that no one's role we're concealing.
"Tordek with his axe fought to the last man,
While the quick thinking of Soveliss came up with a plan.
Mialee's magic was a show of thaumaturge,
While Hennet's spontaneous casting was more about urge.
"Jozan of Pelor healed us all in a pinch,
Alhandra proved she's one butt-kicking wench.
Lidda was sneaky and fought from behind,
While Redgar cut down foes of all kind.
"Krusk lived the fury, raining down blows,
Vadania kept away all the natural woes.
Devis' song filled us all with much mirth,
Even diminutive Nebin proved to all his worth.
"There's someone I've missed, I know in my heart,
But forgive me, all, I can't find that part.
Whichever iconic I've omitted today,
I hope, inside, you don't take it the wrong way."
Ember was right, there was one she left out.
Though he didn't know, so he could never pout.
The adventure he missed, off on the commode.
'Cause there aren't many words that rhyme Ialdabode.
One elf, two elf,
Half-elf, true elf
Tordek and Redgar, trading thoughts about swords.
Devis amusing himself with plays on words.
Mialee, Vadania, and Soveliss to boot!
All gathered with Lidda and had such a hoot.
Soon barbaric Krusk joined the fray,
All a rage (you know, it's his way).
Hennet was there, all buckled and clasped,
Alhandra was a vision, the onlookers gasped.
Jozan of Pelor and even monk Ember,
Gathered together on this cold December,
As often they did in the taverns you see.
But look for yourself, don't take it from me.
A victory celebration together they all held,
Shuluth was defeated, they broke his mind meld.
And Tordek the fighter screamed, "More!"
"I'll spend my coins on ale and a whore!"
"Bah," Redgar chimed in, shaking his head.
"Without my true skills this dwarf would be dead."
"Such a boast," shot back Alhandra, shaking her mane.
"You're hardly even iconic, all you do is complain.
"I smite and I smote until all undead were a-smitten,
And all you did was weep like a small kitten.
Honor some justice and try upholding law,
And, for heaven sakes, leave some food! Stop stuffing your maw!"
At this point fair Devis uttered a laugh.
It didn't take levels of loremaster to do this math.
Twice their take he had earned with music this night.
It paid to spend skill points in Perform, not to fight.
"What you laugh at?" Krusk asked, stretching his mind.
You see, brains were not something known for his kind.
"Good Krusk, pay heed, if you can manage that task.
I speak only the truth, not a fact do I mask.
Though your rage came in handy when fighting those gnolls,
My music worked better in distracting the trolls.
So, in a way, you surely could say,
That without Devis the bard, you'd not live to this day."
At this point, stern Ember, let go a loud scoff.
The iconics fell silent, one heard not even a cough.
"It seems to me," she began, one deep thought revealing,
"that no one's role we're concealing.
"Tordek with his axe fought to the last man,
While the quick thinking of Soveliss came up with a plan.
Mialee's magic was a show of thaumaturge,
While Hennet's spontaneous casting was more about urge.
"Jozan of Pelor healed us all in a pinch,
Alhandra proved she's one butt-kicking wench.
Lidda was sneaky and fought from behind,
While Redgar cut down foes of all kind.
"Krusk lived the fury, raining down blows,
Vadania kept away all the natural woes.
Devis' song filled us all with much mirth,
Even diminutive Nebin proved to all his worth.
"There's someone I've missed, I know in my heart,
But forgive me, all, I can't find that part.
Whichever iconic I've omitted today,
I hope, inside, you don't take it the wrong way."
Ember was right, there was one she left out.
Though he didn't know, so he could never pout.
The adventure he missed, off on the commode.
'Cause there aren't many words that rhyme Ialdabode.