duckbill platerpuss?

Oh yeah just one more thing. Although Monotremes (Platypus and Echidnas) are usually considered a mammal subgroup there is an opinion and lots of evidence suggesting that they may be the last of the Therapsids ie mammal-like reptiles
 

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Dire Kiwi?

Okay, I'll do the fruit but not the bird.

(Of course it would come out as the old Demonworld Torgogs, I think that's what they were called. I only have first edition rules for those.)
 

The poison damage might need to be upped a bit...

As of about a year ago there was only one properly documented case of a platypus sting. A fisherman found one on a log, thought it was dead or something and picked it up. It twisted in his hand and tagged him with both spurs on opposite sides of the wrist. He was in the hospital for a good long while with a full wrist block (think epidural, but your arm instead of your spine) and was still just shy of insane from the pain.

The venom of the platypus has 2 known active ingredients. The first component causes extreme pain and swelling. The second component is the kicker. It actually increases the nerve pathways ability to perceive pain. This little SOB increases your ability to be hurt at the same time as he hurts you.

And it takes *weeks* to recover the use of an affected limb. The fisherman mentioned above went through extensive physical therapy to recover from the atrophy in the hand he couldn't use until the venom wore off a good deal.

I'm not even sure how to represent such an injury in D&D terms.

Partial paralysis, 3 week duration unless you can make what... a DC 30 Fortitude save to shorten it by half?

The platypus... nature's little demon child. He won't kill you, but you'll wish he did.
 

And right about NOW is when I want a platypus familiar so badly that I know for certain it can't be a balanced level-1 familiar. After all, level-1 familiars are pimples with stat boosts, nothing more.

Maybe a platypus would be a good animal companion, instead? Or a good BBEG?
 



You can find stats for both the common and dire platypus in Octavirate Games's Creature Weekly Volume One.

In addition to full 3.5E stats, it also has a plethora of d20 OGL rules (such as wound and vitality points, massive damage threshold, taint, etc.), rules on platypuses as familiars, and template-based concepts for alternate kinds of platypuses.
 

I'd give the Kiwi the same stats as a rat, just rename the bite as a claw. And give it a bonus to hide checks.
Platypus familiars could give a bonus to Swim, or maybe to Bluff (if you believe that that thing is real, you'll believe anything). Dex damage for the poison.
 



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