TSR Example from the worst TSR adventure module(s) ever published

[DMZ2112]

I thought I remembered seeing the title, so I thought I'd check.

In case anyone is unable to help themselves, N2, The Forest Oracle, is available at dndclassics.com.

 

[TarionzCousin]

In case anyone is unable to help themselves, N2, The Forest Oracle, is available at dndclassics.com.

Ha. I made my Will Save.

 

[Grumpy RPG Reviews]

Oh come on, it made me laugh very hard... inspite of itself.

 

[Ulrick]

When you enter the small room you see a skull with some jewels in its mouth on a stone block toward the back of the room surrounded by assorted treasures. You don't know that the skull is Acererak the demi-lich. You don't know his powers to suck the soul of the most powerful character in the group first. You don't know the unique combination of magic items and spells that can defeat the demi-lich.

You're also not sure how you made it this far and whether or not it was worth getting several characters killed along with numerous henchmen.

The most powerful member of your group walks up and picks up the skull...

 

[Ulrick]

Whoops. Double post.

 

[innerdude]

I . . . can't believe no one as necro-resurrected this thread in over a year!

To this day I can't approach, or not approach a pile of apples without worrying in fear.........

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

When you approach, do you amble? Tarry?

 

[Wystan]

And we live on in an article...

Raise Dead Thread!

 

[CapnZapp]

If the party allows the nymph to finish reading the boxed text, then...

Hahaha!

 

[ExploderWizard]

When you approach, do you amble? Tarry?

Apples are not to be ambled toward, nor should one tarry, hustle, or skip. Sauntering is RIGHT OUT! Apples are to be approached cautiously, yet not fearfully. One is to tread moderately, not lightly or heavily, lest the apples fear that you are sneaking up on them or hastening to attack.