Happy FLAMING SPHERE!
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy FLAMING SPHERE.
Caution: Happy FLAMING SPHEREmay suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy FLAMING SPHERE Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy FLAMING SPHERE on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy FLAMING SPHERE if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy FLAMING SPHERE begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy FLAMING SPHERE may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy FLAMING SPHERE should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy FLAMING SPHERE , Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy FLAMING SPHERE include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy FLAMING SPHERE has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy FLAMING SPHERE.
Happy FLAMING SPHERE comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy FLAMING SPHERE
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