chapter 2 I Have A Theory, It Could Be Modrons
"As much as I appreciate that following the march is going to be useful, it's going to take years!” Serena sounded exasperated at the thought of following the modrons at all. “We do not have the time."
"They've been pretty brisk this time," Cade pointed out. The chant-mongers in the Cage had been spreading the word about how far the modrons were progressing and several fortunes had already been won and lost in betting how soon the marchers would reach the next plane.
“I bet that they know of a portal to Sigil." Littleby still clung to the idea of bargaining with the modrons as they had seemed rational and orderly creatures to him.
"I bet that they do too.” Serena conceded the point. “I would not imagine that the march goes through there."
“It may be possible that we can bargain with them for his information." Littleby was busy formulating a plan in his mind as to how to bargain with the modrons for this information.
"Did you have a problem with them the last time that you tried it?" Andrew pointed out, referring to the less than stellar success in the port city of Haven.
"We did not really have much to offer them that time," the dwarven scholar countered.
"What can you offer them now?" Andrew asked, willing to give Littleby's idea a go if it sounded reasonable.
“We could offer to get rid of the berks that are attacking them," Cade suggested. Until he'd arrived in Ecstasy the only modrons he'd seen were rogues in Sigil and they were extremely rare. The halfling was curious to find out more about why the creatures were marching early and also to see if any profit could be gained.
"I don't think that they care. That's just a guess though." The human shrugged his shoulders in resignation. "If you want to try then I am all for it."
"WHAT IS THE POINT?” Caleb asked, who was still bothered by why they should help the modrons in the first place. “IF YOU SAVE A FEW MODRONS HERE - THEN THERE ARE SIMPLY SOME MORE TO GET HACKED TO PIECES IN THE ABYSS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT IS THEIR CHOICE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MARCHING AROUND THE OUTER PLANES."
"I'll answer that question later." The dwarven scholar answered somewhat cryptically. He had a theory, but lacked sufficient evidence to prove it just yet.
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE ARE HELPING A GROUP OF POWERFUL MODRONS GET BACK TO MECHANUS." The mephits clapped and cheered in support of their master, commenting on his brilliant reasoning skills. However the others at the table ignored them and concentrated on figuring out if they should help the modrons or not.
"Well the knights of the Order of Planar Militants feel that it necessary." The dwarven scholar knew that this argument was not the best in his arsenal, but he was hoping for Sir Osbourne's and Lady Toujin's support.
"Your Highness, prithee it would honour me greatly to be of service to the holy knights who do seek to keep the modrons safe in their travels.” Sir Osbourne spoke from the heart and was rewarded with a grateful smile from Lady Toujin and a slight frown by Cade.
"Well yes certainly," the halfling said somewhat uncertainly.
"WE'RE NOT KNIGHTS," Caleb pointed out. The only knights that he respected were the Tectonic Knights Of Grumbar and they only rode out to preserve the status quo.
"He meant the knights who were in town," Serena whispered to the earth genasi.
"OH SORRY," Caleb mumbled.
“Thou art not?” Sir Osbourne said with a trace of a smile. “Alas, the misfortune is entirely thine.”
"The question still remains, if we try to strike a bargain with the modrons then what are the terms of the bargain going to be?" Serena brought the discussion back to the original topic, wanting to avoid an argument by Caleb and Sir Osbourne.
"Bargain with the modrons,” Cade mused. “Why not simply help them?"
"They will not care," Andrew replied flatly. He was firmly of the opinion that helping with modrons would not give them any benefits in return.
"You will be doing the right thing," Cade said and Sir Osbourne was nodded in agreement. Unfrotunately none of the others indicated that they agreed as well.
"How do we know where they are going to be attacked?" Andrew asked, realising that the tide of opinion was turning towards helping the modrons.
"We follow them," Cade replied with a hearty laugh.
"So we are going to follow them until they need help." Andrew sounded even more resigned, like an explorer who knows exactly the fate that awaits him in Undermountain.
"They needed help the other day.” Cade reminded the others that Sir Vamish and his knights had not gone very far before they encountered the Anakharim. Therefore it seemed logical that the companions would not have to travel far either. “The good knights helped them out so far. They had a set back and have regrouped and are planning to ride out again today."
"Okay, let me follow Caleb's line of reasoning.” Andrew was not willing to give in just yet. He knew that he had Serena's support and Caleb's but he had not won over the others. “Suppose we go follow them and help them out but they don't help us."
"Doesn't that get us closer to a portal to Sigil?” Cade asked rhetorically. “There's a portal in Faunel."
"Isn't that many days travel away?" Serena countered.
"Yes, but all portals are many days travel away." Cade was aware of the same portals as the others and knew that their choices were travelling to Automata or Faunel for a portal to the Cage. Or waiting in Ecstasy for another nine days for the portal to re-appear.
"Although isn't there a portal here that will open soon?" Serena asked, having forgotten that it would not open for awhile.
"MAY BE WE ARE ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION.” Caleb wanted to try approaching the problem from another angle, chipping the boulder on both sides. “WE SHOULD NOT BE ASKING WHY THE KNIGHTS ARE PROTECTING THE MODRONS. WE SHOULD BE ASKING WHY THE OTHER KNIGHTS ARE ATTACKING THE MODRONS? WHAT POSSIBLE REASON WOULD THEY HAVE?"
No one answered the question and there was a uncomfortable pause in the conversation. "Lady Toujin,” Littleby addressed the beautiful priestess of Bahamut. “What do you know of the Anakharim?"
"I do not know a great deal about them but they have recently taken an interest in the modrons." Lady Toujin did indeed know little about the evil order of knights. Her superiors had told her a fair amount of information, but unfortunately she'd been distracted during her studies and could not recall much.
"I wonder why?” Serena asked after having been struck by a sudden and disturbing thought. “And the question is do we connect this to our running theory?"
"They have been taking modrons recently," Lady Toujin stated, remembering that this was something of great concern to her superiors.
"WHAT, CAPTURING THEM?" Caleb was surprised to hear this piece of news as he'd assumed that the Anakharim were simply killing modrons.
"Those poor lawful mites," Cade said with a heartfelt sigh. His smile disappeared momentarily, but not for long.
"WHAT POSSIBLE REASONS WOULD YOU HAVE FOR CAPTURING A MODRON?" Caleb asked the question aloud, although he was simply thinking it through in his mind.
"Paperweights?" Littleby joked. The others laughed, but the mephits did not join in.
"I've been told that when they die they disappear." Now that the subject had turned to the modrons in detail, Lady Toujin found that she was remembering more and more about what she'd been told.
"That's right,” the seer agreed. “They return to the source."
"So if you took them apart to analyse, you would try to avoid destroying them." This all sounded a little too familiar to Littleby, but he could not recall exactly where he'd come across this before.
"That's a horrible thought." Lady Toujin shivered in her white and gold robes. She hugged her arms around her waist and Littleby caught sight of some magical rods and wands that she had tucked in her belt. He recognised one as a rod that could bring back someone from the dead.
"They might be trying to turn them rogue." Serena tried not to think about what the Anakharim might do to the clockwork creatures of law. She did not like them much after what they'd done to Haven, but felt genuine pity at hearing the news that the evil knights might be capturing them for experimentation.
"It could be, but I've never heard of anyone managing it." Lady Toujin had not met many rogue modrons, although she'd recently rescued one that had later become a cleric of Bahamut. The creature called itself Strontium-90.
"WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO ANALYSE THEM?" Caleb asked. He did not much care for the creatures of law and could not see why anyone else might. They had little to do with the element of earth.
"They have great strength and mobility,” Lady Toujin pointed out. “But I've not heard of any who study them."
“Heiron Lifegiver studied modrons once," Littleby stated quietly. The strange sage that he'd met in a closet under the Council of Law building in Automata had written a book on the anatomy and workings of modrons. The dwarven scholar had spent some time with Heiron, before they both had to flee from the Council of Anarchy, led by Jezrene Quickeye.
"There is a line of reasoning that runs to say that everything is connected. What if we connect the Anakharim to anarchists ideology."The seer took in all pieces of the puzzle and tried to see where the malevolent knights fit in to the grand scheme of things.
"There is certainly a linguistic coincidence," Littleby commented. One of the mephits laughed at what it thought was dwarven humour.
"That is what I was thinking.” Serena spoke very slowly as she was formulating how best to explain her ideas as she was speaking. “I have a theory..."
"I hate to interrupt but the suspense is killing me. What is the theory?” Andrew asked in annoyed tone. “You are drawing out your words. I... have... a... theory...."
"Pike it and I'll get to it.” Serena chuckled at Andrew's impatience and smiled to indicate that there were no hard feelings. “Our running theory about why the modrons are marching early. Is it possible that the Anakharim are connected to it?"
"I DID NOT KNOW THAT WE HAD A THEORY,” Caleb had been keeping up with the flow of the conversation so far, but felt that he might be starting to fall behind. The sudden mention of a theory left him somewhat confused.
"Oh yes," the seer stated confidently.
"Here she goes," Andrew muttered under his breath.
"We think that the modrons are after the thing that Miranda is after." Serena said, referring to her wicked step-mother.
"WHAT?” Caleb asked, feigning shock. “THEY WANT TO KILL YOU?"
"No," Serena answered, annoyed at Caleb's attempt to make light of her theory.
"SEEMS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE TO MARCH TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MODRONS AROUND THE PLANES SIMPLY TO KILL YOU." Caleb laughed and his mephits joined in as well. Serena gave him a hard stare, but it had no effect on the earth genasi and some of the others grinned too.
"Perhaps the Anakharim are simply trying to profit from the march, rather than anything greater.." Lady Toujin left the end of her sentence hanging, hoping that these people would fill in the blanks. She heard from Sir Vamish's fevered talk that his sister had sent back reports of Anakharim joining mortal and modron parts and was afraid that the evil knights were planning on building an army of super knights.
"We have to find out more about the Anakharim," Littleby concluded.
"I could get information out of them," the halfling volunteered.
"YES,” Caleb agreed and slapped his fist against his open palm. “HIT THEM AND MAKE THEM TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT."
"I'm a very good talker," Cade stated cheerfully.
"How are you going to get in?" the seer asked. She liked the sound of Caleb's plan, but did not think that it was going to be that straight forward.
"Oh, he goes in and hits them.” Cade said with a smile as he pointed at Caleb. “Once they are unconscious then I can get the information out of them."
"Alright."Serena stated although she was far from convinced.
"NOT AFTER I HIT THEM," Caleb said, retuning Cade's grin.
"This speculation is all well and good but until we actually get there, it's all theory." Lady Toujin hoped that they would come to some kind of decision soon as the knights were riding soon.
"Shall we ride with the knights or..." Littleby looked around to see what everyone's reactions were, but could not tell what the consensus was.
"Come on, these knights are very friendly cutters, honest." Cade saw hat Andrew was not happy with his cheerful determination and winked at him mischievously.
"Well, I'm certainly reassured by his presence." Serena commented as she pointed to Sir Osbourne. "Let me go and get a friend of mine who might be helpful." The seer clutched her locket and disappeared in to her Garden.
"Ooh, does she do that often?" Cade asked excitedly. No one answered his question, but the halfling did not seem to mind.
Since Serena appeared to have agreed that they should help the modrons, this left only Andrew and Caleb opposed to the idea. The earth genasi was not planning to shift his opinion, but Andrew nodded his head in agreement with Littleby.
"Excuse me I just have to go and get some important spell components." Littleby rushed in to the kitchen just in time before the barkeep was about to scrape out the cauldron in which he cooked the shlock with curtain dumplings. "Excuse me,” Littleby asked holding out a new bowl. “Can I have some more of those marvellous curtain dumplings?"