Funny Quotes for the Cannon Fodder?

[Ed_Laprade]

"Is this the end of Rico?"
"Mother of mercy!"
"Top 'o the world, ma!"

 

[demiurge1138]

"I'd rather be sailing."

"Give my regards to Mother."

"Oh, so that's what a spleen looks like!"

 

[Silvercat Moonpaw]

Have one human talk in the third person. Then when they get utterly crushed have them scream "[name] cannot feel the [name]'s [limb or organ of choise]!…………………Oh, wait, there it is, right next to [name]."

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

"You want a piece of me?" *whack* "You want another piece of me?"

"Why didn't I listen to my mother, and become a dirt farmer?"

"Oh no! I just realized I'm wearing a RED SHIRT!"

"Give ... my regards ... to ... Broadway ..." *dies*

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"I've been killed by worse!"

 

[mflayermonk]

"How much are they paying you?"

 

[Zhaleskra]

"oh come on, I died six times already just this morning"

"tell my wife I said 'hello'"