Garden Gnome loses to Eilan


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Eilan jumps into his pot. When he comes out, he's wearing tiger-striped pajamas. He begins prancing about, trying to get the judge to laugh.

The tiger prances within the foothills; absorbs the punch of the wood!
 

The thunder tracks facing the rapids; guards against the drive of the grave!

Garden Gnome looses thunderous blows against the tiger PJ-clad icon of children's breakfast cereals and tries to protect himself from any mortal drives!
 

Tracking the opponents move when they are prancing is well....GRRRR-REAT!

Point Garden Gnome!
1 flag Garden Gnome; 1 flag neutral
 
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The spear slashes below the tower; grasps the chi of the sickle!

Gaden Gnome stabs a spear below the tower of might that is Eilan (hey, you're a full 50% taller than me!) and hangs on to his chi for the undoubtable counter attack!
 

Eilan jumps back into his pot to both avoid the spear and change out of the silly pajamas. 5 minutes later, when the Garden Gnome gets tired of waiting, he goes to peek in the pot to see what Eilan is up to, and a huge jet of flame comes out of it, as Eilan attempts to use the wee wooden one for kindling! (Hey, he was cold).

The northstar wracks the cemetery; blocks the drive of the ice!
 
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Somehow the garden gnome survived the star and the blast of fire....he gets back up and readies himself to continue the fight!

Point Eilan!
All flags neutral! (x2)
 

Eilan pops out of his pot to see if the Garden Gnome is ash yet. Finding that it is not, Eilan pulls out a shillelagh and bops the lawn ornament with it!

The oak breaks the well; fends off the quickening of the sickle!
 

The thunder slays the glade; shreds the efforts of the iron!

Having an affinity for iron (just what is that pot made of?) Garden Gnome senses the disturbance of the large wooden club from within and does his best to jump out of the way while aiming a thunderous blow at the 3 foot tall giant!
 

Want to see an oak break a well?
The judge chops down an oak tree...it crashes into a well and breaks it
Want to see thunder slay a glade?
The judge waits around for a while until a loud booming sound is heard
It didn't quite slay a glade although it hurt my ears....

Point Eilan!
1 flag Eilan; 1 flag neutral
 

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