Garden Gnome loses to Eilan
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Sabaron
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Eilan seems a bit annoyed with the way this match is going. He takes a swig from a bottle he keeps in his pot and begins to sing:
"LARK IN THE MORNING
The lark in the morning she arises from her nest
And she ascends all in the air with the dew upon her breast
And with the pretty ploughboy she'll whistle and she'll sing
And at night she'll return to her own nest again
When his day's work is over, oh what then will he do
Perhaps then into some country wake he'll go
And with his pretty sweetheart, he'll dance and he'll sing
And at night he'll return with his love back again
And as they returned from the wake unto the town
The meadows they are mowed and the grass it is cut down
The nightingale she whistles upon the hawthorn spray
And the moon it is a shining upon the new mown hay
Good luck unto the ploughboys wherever they may be
They will take a winsome lass for to sit upon their knee
And with a jug of beer boys, they'll whistle and they'll sing
And the ploughboy is as happy as a prince or a king"
After he finishes the song, he drops off the edge of the pot and gasps for air.
The staff sings with the island as it drops before the Yang River Bridge; swims through the speed of the wind!
"LARK IN THE MORNING
The lark in the morning she arises from her nest
And she ascends all in the air with the dew upon her breast
And with the pretty ploughboy she'll whistle and she'll sing
And at night she'll return to her own nest again
When his day's work is over, oh what then will he do
Perhaps then into some country wake he'll go
And with his pretty sweetheart, he'll dance and he'll sing
And at night he'll return with his love back again
And as they returned from the wake unto the town
The meadows they are mowed and the grass it is cut down
The nightingale she whistles upon the hawthorn spray
And the moon it is a shining upon the new mown hay
Good luck unto the ploughboys wherever they may be
They will take a winsome lass for to sit upon their knee
And with a jug of beer boys, they'll whistle and they'll sing
And the ploughboy is as happy as a prince or a king"
After he finishes the song, he drops off the edge of the pot and gasps for air.
The staff sings with the island as it drops before the Yang River Bridge; swims through the speed of the wind!
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The mace silences the rapids; dominates the slash of the bird!
Out of a sesne of honor not to attack a drunken singing opponent and a morbid curiosity as to how this little ditty would end Garden Gnome listens and realizes it was a ploy to lure him into a false sense of security! He brings a mace down hard trying to silence the green one and squints, "Hey, what finger are you holding up?!? Don't think those boxing gloves can hide that!" Bird indeed...
Out of a sesne of honor not to attack a drunken singing opponent and a morbid curiosity as to how this little ditty would end Garden Gnome listens and realizes it was a ploy to lure him into a false sense of security! He brings a mace down hard trying to silence the green one and squints, "Hey, what finger are you holding up?!? Don't think those boxing gloves can hide that!" Bird indeed...
Sabaron
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Eilan comes out swinging drunkenly with his fists, making a show of his inebriated ineptitude. Just as Garden Gnome closes in, *POW* out comes the mechanical fist, right in the little gnome's gut.
The secret fist sucker punches the dungeon; wards off the assailment of the blade!
The secret fist sucker punches the dungeon; wards off the assailment of the blade!
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