"Khefren! Thank you for this lovely stick! I will analyze it closely and submit to you my findings in the form of a lengthy treatise."
"Sir Reginald, if it lay within your capacities to mend the damage to my construction, I would greatly appreciate the help. I am otherwise uncertain that my winning smile will ever be able to operate at greater than 74% efficacy."
*Takes Leau's hand*
"And you, Leau, may have saved me from demolition. Though I have not calculated the odds that the fight would have ended in me being destroyed, it is because of your action that the trajectory of the trendline was diverted. Please think of me always as your friend, good and true, and know that so long as my cogware still turns, I will always be your date and your sincere ally in whatever tragedy I estimate will befall us."
*Starts walking, dragging an unconscious man by the arm like a dolly*
"Let'sall follow me to yet another undisclosed location!"