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[Aeson]

I started a thread... It's a thread about cool magic item stories.
I wonder how long it'll take to devolve into an edition war.

I haven't been there, but I knowed it done did.

 

[Aeson]

Lurkers liking random posts in random threads unnerve me.

 

[Aeson]

"Earth is like the bar in Roadhouse before Patrick Swayze shows up."


OH, AND I WANT A MIDNIGHT BURGER RPG!!!!!!!
Someone make it happen.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I haven't been there, but I knowed it done did.

Actually, it's devolved into swapping stories about appalling anatomical antics involving immovable rods...

 

[Aeson]

Actually, it's devolved into swapping stories about appalling anatomical antics involving immovable rods...

I heard a story about a group putting an immovable rod in the flight path of a red dragon that was chasing them.

 

[Aeson]

Last night a new coworker gave me a hug when I brought a few papers out to her in the parking lot. I wonder what she would have done if I delivered them for her.

I need that eyebrow raising emoji.

 

[Aeson]

I had a discussion today about Halloween. I commented that it's on Monday this year. The guy I was talking to said it would be again in 7 years. I was thinking 4 years. We're both wrong. It won't be on Monday again until 2033. 11 years. The last time it was on Monday was in 2016. 6 years. He and I have only known each other since 2017. I could have sworn it was on a Monday since then, hence my thinking 4 years. Leap Years cause holidays to skip days. It appears there is no consistency to it. The calendar on my phone only goes to 2036. I'm not sure when it'll be on Monday again.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Last night a new coworker gave me a hug when I brought a few papers out to her in the parking lot. I wonder what she would have done if I delivered them for her.

I need that eyebrow raising emoji.

She sounds like one of those folks who just hugs everybody for everything. Which I would find incredibly annoying - I hate people that I've just met or don't know well being overly familiar, particularly the ones who feel the need to constantly touch me.

 

[trappedslider]

She sounds like one of those folks who just hugs everybody for everything. Which I would find incredibly annoying - I hate people that I've just met or don't know well being overly familiar, particularly the ones who feel the need to constantly touch me.

 

[Aeson]

She sounds like one of those folks who just hugs everybody for everything. Which I would find incredibly annoying - I hate people that I've just met or don't know well being overly familiar, particularly the ones who feel the need to constantly touch me.

I didn't stress it. She introduced herself and was real friendly. We chatted for a long time. I had looked at her paperwork, that's how I knew she needed 3 USA Today papers. I had gotten mine and asked for hers because I knew she was outside already. I wanted to save her some time.
She wasn't bad looking and had a nice rack. I didn't mind her pressing her body into mine.