If you're going to park on the street, don't park cockeyed. If you're going to park on the street with another car parked on the opposite side, don't park cockeyed and make it that much harder to drive between. FRACKING MORONS!!!!
This is where I draw the line. Deer, rabbits, opposums, squirrels, turtles, even frogs crossing the road is fine, but when a grown ass man plants his ass in the road, then looks at you as if you have a third head it's gone too far. I delivered a paper to a house in a cul-de-sac, as I turn I see this man sitting cross legged on the street right in front of me. I had to turn sharply to avoid him. He looked at me, gnawing on something, with this surprised look on his face. My guess is whatever he was eating was probably an eatable form of THC.