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[Mad_Jack]

I know how that goes... There will be something I do on a regular basis, and then one day, something comes up and I stop doing it as often for awhile - and somehow it ends up being six months later and I haven't gotten back to whatever it was even once in that entire time.

 

[jonesy]

I know how that goes... There will be something I do on a regular basis, and then one day, something comes up and I stop doing it as often for awhile - and somehow it ends up being six months later and I haven't gotten back to whatever it was even once in that entire time.

And then you're like

 

[Random Bystander]

I know how that goes... There will be something I do on a regular basis, and then one day, something comes up and I stop doing it as often for awhile - and somehow it ends up being six months later and I haven't gotten back to whatever it was even once in that entire time.

...Stupid flashy-thingy things.

I know. I am constantly losing track of projects, and I don't know why.

 

[Scott DeWar]

random-ish stupid flashy-thingy thing

[video=youtube;8qrriKcwvlY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY[/video]

 

[Random Bystander]

I pledged that the "dead monkey sketch" would be the worst joke I told on here. Well, have no fear, people!

This one is much cleverer!

A couple, husband and wife, are in the hospital having a checkup on the pregnant wife. All seems well; before they leave, the doctor offers an experimental treatment for childbirth, whereby the pain of the childbirth will be transferred to the father. Both parents discuss it and agree.

The day of the birth arrives, and the treatment is applied. As the hours of childbirth wear on, the wife notices no pain, but also notices none on her husbands face. She asks, and he professes that he's a little uncomfortable, but nothing worth noting. She does not seem at all happy about this. Aside from this tension, all seems well, and the child is born, loaded into a baby carrier, and taken home.

They find the mailman dead on their front walk, face locked into an expression of complete and utter agony.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I always liked that one.

 

[Random Bystander]

I always liked that one.

It fits the categories of "ones I know", "ones I want to know", and "ones I want to tell in public."

 

[Scott DeWar]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Methodologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: "Watson, you dolt, it means that somebody stole our tent."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Another fave!

 

[Scott DeWar]

hey guys, what do you think of this as a new thread title?


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