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Aeson

I learned nerd for this.
Bubba T rolls intimidate check: Nat 1
J Bud rolls sense motive check: Nat 20
J Bud rolls diplomacy check: 9
Bubba T rolls diplomacy check: Nat 1
J Bud rolls persuasion check: 7
Bubba T rolls persuasion (Proud Boy bonus +20) check: Nat 20 +20 = 40
 

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Mad_Jack

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@Mad_Jack

There was a guy I knew for YEARS and had never seen without his baseball cap on...until his bachelor party. I walked in with a mutual buddy who- like me- had never seen the man hatless. So he looked around for a minute then asked where the groom was.

The guy right in front of us replied, ”Right here, dumbass!”

After recoiling in shock, he replied, “But...but...but...where’s your hair?”

(He had an advanced case of Michaelboltonitis...)

That's sort of me as well - people think I'm a lot younger than I am because they don't see that the shoulder-length hair is only on the back of my head these days.
 



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