That's a supreme idea.Now I want guac, ground beef and sour cream.
@Mad_Jack
There was a guy I knew for YEARS and had never seen without his baseball cap on...until his bachelor party. I walked in with a mutual buddy who- like me- had never seen the man hatless. So he looked around for a minute then asked where the groom was.
The guy right in front of us replied, ”Right here, dumbass!”
After recoiling in shock, he replied, “But...but...but...where’s your hair?”
(He had an advanced case of Michaelboltonitis...)