I am beyond pissed at this point - Microsoft won't let me log into my hotmail due to "suspicious activity" but so far they've twice refused to admit that I am who I say I am - seriously, who the frakkity-frack else is going to answer the "name of first pet" question with "Taco"????? (Yes, the conversations about what to have for dinner and what to name the new dog got crossed on the way home from picking him up.)
No, I don't know the exact headers of the last three emails I sent, you ridiculous microcephalics, because I haven't actually sent a personal email in months. Anyone I want to communicate with is either standing next to me at some point over the course of the day or I have their phone number.