Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
Two incidents come to mind. The first one I was only somewhat complicit in.
I was running a 2e game back in about 1990. One of the players was a person who tended to prey on other PCs, steal from the party, hold grudges, fudge rules in his favor, and the like. This guy was bringing in a new PC, and it turned out to be a halfling thief optimized for pocket picking. The player made no real secret that his prime targets were going to be the other PCs. He was greedy and covetous beyond belief.
At the time, the group was in a drow dungeon, and one of the calmest and most reasoned players decided that enough was enough. "I take one of the drow daggers we've found," he whispered to me, "and cast explosive runes on the blade. Then I'll drop it by the wall."
Sure enough, over comes the other PC. "Do I see anything?" he asks. "Well, there's a drow dagger on the--" "I grab it!" he interrupts me. He turns to the other player. "Ha ha, you didn't see it, and now I claim it! Sucker." He turns back to me. "Are there any runes on the blade?"
I keep a straight face. "Yes." As expected, he says, "Then I read them!"
BOOM. -17 hit points.
Later, he looks at me shocked. "Geez, one comment about you pulling your punches, and you kill my character! Sheesh!" I never told him it was the other player; I just smiled at him.
I was running a 2e game back in about 1990. One of the players was a person who tended to prey on other PCs, steal from the party, hold grudges, fudge rules in his favor, and the like. This guy was bringing in a new PC, and it turned out to be a halfling thief optimized for pocket picking. The player made no real secret that his prime targets were going to be the other PCs. He was greedy and covetous beyond belief.
At the time, the group was in a drow dungeon, and one of the calmest and most reasoned players decided that enough was enough. "I take one of the drow daggers we've found," he whispered to me, "and cast explosive runes on the blade. Then I'll drop it by the wall."
Sure enough, over comes the other PC. "Do I see anything?" he asks. "Well, there's a drow dagger on the--" "I grab it!" he interrupts me. He turns to the other player. "Ha ha, you didn't see it, and now I claim it! Sucker." He turns back to me. "Are there any runes on the blade?"
I keep a straight face. "Yes." As expected, he says, "Then I read them!"
BOOM. -17 hit points.
Later, he looks at me shocked. "Geez, one comment about you pulling your punches, and you kill my character! Sheesh!" I never told him it was the other player; I just smiled at him.
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