Help me cheer up a stressed girl during finals.

[RangerWickett]

The thread title says what I need. She's busy doing lots of work, and I want an unobtrusive way to swing by, cheer her up, and leave in 5 minutes. I'm thinking chicken is the easy solution. Barring that, a funny joke.

 

[diaglo]

back in the 70's we used to streak.


streak by her window mang

 

[Desdichado]

Yeah, streaking is always fun. If that's a little too much, you could always moon her. And if you asked this on Nutkinland, I have a few more suggestions, although the 5 minute limit is really killing me here.

 

[der_kluge]

I was going to suggest oral sex, but it is a bit distracting.

So, nix that.

 

[diaglo]

I was going to suggest oral sex, but it is a bit distracting.

So, nix that.

68, have her do you and you owe her one.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

a little coke always works wonders in these kind of situations

 

[Goblyn]

a little coke always works wonders in these kind of situations

How deliciously ambiguous.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

I would go with some kind of dessert - cake, pie, M&Ms.

 

[Desdichado]

68, have her do you and you owe her one.

Hey, I like that one!

 

[ph34r]

68, have her do you and you owe her one.

How about you do her and she owe YOU one....ladies first bro!