And here we have it, literally a false dichotomy. You have a situation where GM is telling their story and players must shut up and deal with it because they don't matter, and when people offer alternatives, your imagination fails you and you immediatelly assume that it must be just flip of the roles, instead of imagining any scenario where GM and players have equal power and work together to have fun. Complete lack of imagination, you ignore everything many people said in this thread to instead make up strawmen.
You also ignored what other people said to build strawmen to paint the style of play in negative light and acted as if we're being dishonest for trying to point the ways to avoid said pitfalls or childish for not liking the railroad.
Also, I'm over thirty, so you can take that whining about kids and eat it for all I care. If you're treating people who disagree with you like children, it tells more about you than them.