How to tell when your Campaign has jumped the shark

[Dark Jezter]

22. Alan Alda takes control of the campaign, and it becomes all depressing and preachy.

Oh wait... I'm thinking of MASH.

 

[Jaws]

23. You wish just one of these times one of them will fall into your mouth.


Peace and smiles

j.

 

[Impeesa]

24. The leaning tower of dice is a familiar structure at your table.

 

[Viktyr Gehrig]

In Soviet Russia, the shark jumps you.

 

[Wormwood]

25. PCs begin casting Mordenkainen's Disjunction on enemies. They don't care about loot anymore; they just do it to watch the expression on your face.

26. Heromaker runs out of memory when it tries to load a player's sheet.

27. Your BBEG stat block reads like this:
"Roll dice until 10:00, then he teleports away. Have him show up again around 10:45, roll dice for 10 minutes then he dies. Hand players the DMG and percentile dice. Go home."

 

[Darrin Drader]

28. Out of either maliciousness or boredom, you allow a one of your players to play a half tarrasque - half paragon iron golem character.
29. Ted McGinly replaces krusk.

 

[hong]

25. PCs begin casting Mordenkainen's Disjunction on enemies.

25a. PCs begin casting Mordenkainen's disjunction on themselves.


Hong "has actually seen this happen" Ooi

 

[Robbert Raets]

30. Your next adventure is titled 'Girallons in the Mist';
31. Your party has renamed itself the 'Unapproachable EastEnders';

 

[jmucchiello]

29. Ted McGinly replaces krusk.

Bravo. (Stands.) Well done. I suppose a campaign must die when the characters adopt a cute kid named Oliver, too.

 

[Sarellion]

The PC´s say: Can´t we just fast forward the NPC´s speech?