D&D 5E [Humor] A D&D Next Madlib

[Remathilis]

The rules are simple: pick words that fit each criteria, and look at the Sblock for the madlib.

1.) An Adjective.
2.) A Comparison Word
3.) A D&D Class
4.) A D&D Race
5.) An Ability Score
6.) A Spell
7.) Another Spell
8.) Any Game Element (feat, class, spell, etc)
9.) Any Monster
10.) Any Class
11.) Any Feat
12.) Your Username
13.) An Adjective.

[Sblock]D&D Next is going to be (1). Compared to 4e, it will (2). However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope (3) isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want (4) to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf (5) and replace (6) with (7). I also hope (8) is in the core. If I can't have my half-(9) (10) with (11) then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, (12) and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be (13).[/sblock]

Enjoy!

 

[CleverNickName]

Yyyyyeahhhh, if I post mine, Piratecat will rebuke me for edition-warring.

EDIT: Oh what the hell.
[SBLOCK="With apologies to 4E fans"]D&D Next is going to be supple. Compared to 4e, it will worthwhile. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope any of the million lame fighter-spellcaster combo classes isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want drow to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf Comliness and replace cometfall with earthquake. I also hope grappling is in the core. If I can't have my half-dragon samurai with Overwhelming Critical then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, CleverNickName and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be flaccid.[/SBLOCK]

 

[Iapetus]

D&D Next is going to be interesting, as the DM. Compared to 4e, it will hopefully be less restricting. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope rangers aren't in the game. Not many people like or play them. Secondly, I want the warforged of Ebbron to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf charisma and replace light with greater prestidigitation. I also hope psions are in the core rule book, if their power point system isn't too messed up (like in 4th edition). If I can't have my vampric cleric with spontaneous cure/inflict light (without being evil) then this edition will already be disheartening. So WotC, listen to me, Iapetus and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be refreshingly anticipated, not feared like 4th edition. Is this ok?

 

[YRUSirius]

D&D Next is going to be (Hodor!). Compared to 4e, it will be (Hodor!). However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope (not Hodor!) isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want (Hodor!) to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf (not Hodor!) and replace (Hodor!) with (Hodor! Hodor!). I also hope (Hodor!) is in the core. If I can't have my half-(Hodor!) (Hodor!) with (Hodor!) then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, (Hodor!) and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be (Hodor!).

 

[Lord Mhoram]

D&D Next is going to be aggressive. Compared to 4e, it will be the same. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope Sorcerer isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want Pixies to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf Con and replace Burning Hands with Rock to Mud. I also hope Whirlwind Attack is in the core. If I can't have my half-Cataboplebas Thief with Dodge then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, Lord Mhoramand make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be workable.

 

[howandwhy99]

D&D Next is going to be An Adjective. Compared to 4e, it will be A Comparison Word. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope A D&D Class isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want A D&D Race to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf An Ability Score and replace A Spell with Another Spell. I also hope Any Game Element (feat, class, spell, etc) is in the core. If I can't have my half-Any Monster Any Class with Any Feat then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, Your Username and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be An Adjective.

 

[Chris_Nightwing]

D&D Next is going to be Flaming. Compared to 4e, it will be Crunchier. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope the Paladin isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want Githzerai to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf Strength and replace Control Normal Fires with Sepia Snake Sigil. I also hope the Poison Keyword is in the core. If I can't have my half-Ankheg Enchanter with Dodge then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, Chris_Nightwing and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be Meaty.

 

[Zustiur]

D&D Next is going to be fast. Compared to 4e, it will greener. However, I have some reservations. First off, I hope swordmage isn't in the game. Nobody likes or plays them. Secondly, I want dwarves to be prominent; put one on the cover if need be. I hope they nerf strength and replace mirror image with power word stun. I also hope pick pockets is in the core. If I can't have my half-grick aristocrat with point blank shot then this edition will already be failure. So WotC, listen to me, Zustiur and make sure you follow my feedback, and Next will be monstrous.