Sachiko goggles at Elsbeth openly for a moment, honestly beside herself.
"Ells...has no one ever talked about this sort of thing with you? Parents or...anyone? Ah, all right."
The corners of her mouth twitched as she fought the impulse to fill Elsbeth's head with amusing lies. Contrary to all appearances, she DID have the ability to do this. She just rarely bothered. But Elsbeth and Fastus were good friends...and she rather wanted to match them. It would make everything so much more convenient.
"Fastus is...hm, all right, let me back up. You know how men and women get married, yes? And have children and so on?" Sachiko barely waited for a nod before plunging on. "Well, young men and young women develop feelings for each other. It's the beginnings of falling in love, you see. BEFORE they fall in love, they just like to talk and sit together and kiss and things. And then they fall in love and want to get married and so on and so forth."
She raised a finger, as if to point at the ceiling.
"Fastus has those feelings for you, and it sounds like you have those feelings for him. So...congratulations!" Sachi grabbed Elsbeth's hand and pumped it vigorously. "He's a good catch, honestly, but you can't ever tell him I said that. He's really a bratty boy in his brain, but he has a good heart. And if you like big muscley men who are always gleaming with sweat...well, you needn't look any farther."
With that she burst into a laugh. "But you already know all that! That's probably why you want to yank his clothes off, after all!"