If I were a small plastic polyhedron with numbers written on me I'd be a . . .

[Jeph]

The actual reason for starting this thread is that my Posts Per Day have begun to lag behind, but that doesn't really matter.

 

[Piratecat]

....I'd be an off topic polls. And off topic polls aren't allowed. Please don't litter the general board with spam because you want to increase something as silly as post count. If you really want to do that, head to Meta and participate in one of Hivemind threads!

*Klunk*