In Rel's own words

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

Oh man, I'm in Rel's hotel room. I hope he doesn't expect ME to hold his buttocks for him.

 

[reveal]

Oh man, I'm in Rel's hotel room. I hope he doesn't expect ME to hold his buttocks for him.

I'm sure JD can lend you a hand.

 

[Desdichado]

Sorry, my hands are full of experienced exhibitionists.

 

[reveal]

Sorry, my hands are full of experienced exhibitionists.

Oooooooo. A double-entendre. Nice one!

 

[Henry]

Darn it, where the little ROFL smiley dude when you need 'im?!?!

 

[reveal]

Darn it, where the little ROFL smiley dude when you need 'im?!?!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Oh man, I'm in Rel's hotel room. I hope he doesn't expect ME to hold his buttocks for him.

You'd better be careful that he doesn't hold yours at the same time.

 

[Quasqueton]

Well, Rel never responded. I hope he wasn't offended. Apologies if so.

Quasqueton

 

[reveal]

Well, Rel never responded. I hope he wasn't offended. Apologies if so.

Quasqueton

He's a bitter, bitter man.

 

[Rel]

Well, Rel never responded. I hope he wasn't offended. Apologies if so.

Quasqueton

Rel has been busy doing chores around the house before he goes to GenCon and generally only replying to threads I'm already subscribed to. So I missed this one for a couple of days.

As for the OP, I believe that you may be taking what I'm saying somewhat out of context. While it is true that I'm stupid, mean, big (IYKWIMAITYD) and ok, I don't wish to convey that it is anybody else in my hotel room's responsibility to hold my buttocks.

And as for my buttocks, they're real and they're fabulous.