In Rel's own words

Desdichado · Aug 15, 2005

Rel said:
I don't wish to convey that it is anybody else in my hotel room's responsibility to hold my buttocks.

So, you'll be taking care of that yourself, then?

Ashwyn · Aug 15, 2005

Rel said:
Rel has missed you buttocks. And they're fabulous.

Dude!

Rel · Aug 15, 2005

Joshua Dyal said:
So, you'll be taking care of that yourself, then?

Butt of course!

reveal · Aug 15, 2005

Rel said:
Butt of course!

Just don't make an ass of yourself.

Quasqueton · Aug 15, 2005

... I believe ... you.

Thanks Rel.

Quasqueton

francisca · Aug 15, 2005

Huh. I read it as "buttocks of holding". That's one item I want no part.

Rel · Aug 15, 2005

Being long winded was bound to come back to bite me in the ass one day. I can't wait to see how this reply gets parsed.

reveal · Aug 16, 2005

Rel said:
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

You shouldn't say things like that about yourself, Rel.

Rel · Aug 16, 2005

reveal said:
You shouldn't say things like that about yourself, Rel.

Reveal, I'm almost going to miss you while I'm gone to GenCon. Very almost.

megamania · Aug 16, 2005

Why do I feel like watching Austin Powers now?

oh my virgin eyes....