IRON DM 2021 Tournament

[Snarf Zagyg]

Now see, I would've gone with The Hudsucker Proxy

No! We are adults here.

The Hudsucker Proxy? It's, you know, for kids!

 

[Fenris-77]

For the first time in my history of playing IRON DM, I got nothing. . . Everything I have come up with is such garbage I can't even bring myself to finish writing it down. Can an alternate take my place or something? What if I only do six ingredients and only take 24 hours? I'd prefer that.

It's funny how different people respond to the ingredient lists. When I read that list I had an almost fully formed idea pop into my head. Some of the other ones we've had though, that other people seem to have just run with, I've looked at and drawn a complete blank. (extra points for the movie reference there)

 

[el-remmen]

One 1386-word first draft later I feel confident that I will at least have something to submit. But now my brain is fried so I put it (the post? my brain?) away until tomorrow when I can look with fresh eyes.

 

[Wicht]

One 1386-word first draft later I feel confident that I will at least have something to submit. But now my brain is fried so I put it (the post? my brain?) away until tomorrow when I can look with fresh eyes.

An obvious ploy to make me overconfident and throw me off my game. I'm on to you.

 

[Fenris-77]

It's a game within a game, a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in some nice phyllo with a tasty honey glaze.

 

[FitzTheRuke]

One 1386-word first draft later I feel confident that I will at least have something to submit. But now my brain is fried so I put it (the post? my brain?) away until tomorrow when I can look with fresh eyes.

I knew you'd pull it off!

 

[Wicht]

The day begins with a rewrite. Those words need to fit together a bit tighter. I got to the word limit and hadn't even finished adding in all the ingredients. I suspect I have a 2000 word idea that needs smashed into a 1500 word bottle.

 

[Wicht]

Smashing is done.
I shall let it percolate a little bit longer before turning it in today. Just in case.

 

[el-remmen]

I still need to smash 11 words to get to 1500 + title.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I still need to smash 11 words to get to 1500 + title.

Protip: Use contractions.
ex. I'm. Shouldn't. Etc.

Galaxy Brain: Make up your own, new, contractions.
ex.
Old boring English: I still need to smash 11 words to get to 1500 + title
New Hotness: I st'need t'smash 11 words t'get t'fifteenhundred.