IRON DM 2021 Tournament

[Radiating Gnome]

Round 1, Match 1: Fenris-77 vs Gradine

@Fenris-77 and @Gradine, you have 24 hours to post your entries to this thread. Please limit your entry to a title, a list of the ingredients used and 750 additional words. Be aware: if you include descriptions of your ingredients with the ingredients list, those descriptions will count against your word-limit! Entries that exceed their word-limits will be considered to end once they reach that limit; everything after will be ignored.

The judges will be using Wordcounter.net to ensure that our counts are consistent.

Please include your list of ingredients at the beginning of the entry and please do not edit your post once it is submitted. Please refrain from reading your opponent's entry until after you have posted your own. You are on your honor to do so.

Entries that are between 1 and 59 minutes late will have their word-limits reduced to 675. Later entries that are at less than 1 day late will have their word-limits reduced to 525. Entries that are at least 1 day late will have their word-limits reduced to 375. Entries that are at least 2 days late may be disqualified at the discretion of the judge with consent from the match's opposing competitor.

Your ingredients are:

Swift Action
Tin Star
Waterlogged Sewers
Debt Collector
Hidden Knife
Underground Dance

Your 24 hours starts ........ now!

 

[humble minion]

Please limit your entry to a title, a list of the ingredients used and 750 additional words.

[makes mental note that the title is not included in the word count, plots to dodge the word count by writing an entry with a 300 word title... ]

 

[Rune]

[makes mental note that the title is not included in the word count, plots to dodge the word count by writing an entry with a 300 word title... ]

So…your strategy is to give the judge a negative impression right at the outset? It’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out for them.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

So…your strategy is to give the judge a negative impression right at the outset? It’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out for them.

I mean, animated gifs and dank memes don’t count against the word limit, right?

 

[Radiating Gnome]

Maybe trash talk in the tournament thread counts against your next word limit, though.....

 

[Gradine]

That is... not an easy set of ingredients! How fiendish

 

[humble minion]

I mean, animated gifs and dank memes don’t count against the word limit, right?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what's the exchange rate for a dank meme?

 

[Rune]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what's the exchange rate for a dank meme?

Wouldn’t it be worth a thousand words for the picture part + 1 for each word used?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what's the exchange rate for a dank meme?

Depends on the dankness!

I mean, some are so dank they take words away from your competition.

 

[Imaculata]

Good luck to the contestants. Not an easy list of ingredients to start with. Insert obligatory sewer level.