GravyFingerz
Gravymancer
"Eric Noah is my half-fiend love child."
Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report
- Thread starter hong
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"F*ck Me!"
-- Morrus first seeing the Convention Center
"d20. It's in the game."
-- Ryan Dancey
"On any given Gen Con, there will be games. Thats why the gamers come."
-- Eric Noah to Morrus
"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 5000 gamers that don't shower. So don't think for one minute that you can come down here, shake a badge and make me nervous."
-- Booth babe to security guard
"Officer, she swore she was 18, honest."
-- Morrus to Arresting Police Officer
-- Morrus first seeing the Convention Center
"d20. It's in the game."
-- Ryan Dancey
"On any given Gen Con, there will be games. Thats why the gamers come."
-- Eric Noah to Morrus
"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 5000 gamers that don't shower. So don't think for one minute that you can come down here, shake a badge and make me nervous."
-- Booth babe to security guard
"Officer, she swore she was 18, honest."
-- Morrus to Arresting Police Officer
Holy Bovine
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Holy Bovine
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Son, we live in a world with games and those games have to played by men with dice. You lament Elminster's death and you curse GenCon but deep down in secret places you don't talk about at parties you want me in that game, you need me in that game!
Mark
CreativeMountainGames.com
...Eric bleached the needle a second time and grinned...
...fortunate happenstance I had the full icebucket in my possession when I walked in on Billy and the Colonel...
...couldn't fit the entire buffet in my sachel so I...
...and it would have relieved my nervousness, too, if not for the fact that the audience was wearing only their underwear...
...how Hal could afford skywriting and why he chose to write his phone number was beyond me but...
...not mere coincidence that on this, the third day of the convention, Psion was once again in the bell tower scoping the attendees...
...Sunday can not end soon enough. My sharpie is nearly dry and alsih keeps finding new places to autograph on his body and new names of cousins to...
...off to Chicago where Mark has mentioned that I should pick up a six pack and a...
...fortunate happenstance I had the full icebucket in my possession when I walked in on Billy and the Colonel...
...couldn't fit the entire buffet in my sachel so I...
...and it would have relieved my nervousness, too, if not for the fact that the audience was wearing only their underwear...
...how Hal could afford skywriting and why he chose to write his phone number was beyond me but...
...not mere coincidence that on this, the third day of the convention, Psion was once again in the bell tower scoping the attendees...
...Sunday can not end soon enough. My sharpie is nearly dry and alsih keeps finding new places to autograph on his body and new names of cousins to...
...off to Chicago where Mark has mentioned that I should pick up a six pack and a...
Henry
Autoexreginated
Oh, Holy Crap.
This thing still lives?!?!!?
Oh, Well.
I'll add a few, from my own imagination:
"...I should have known something was wrong when the gate to this "Medieval Times" place closed, and Piratecat rode up on horseback holding a lance..."
"...and there I learned a valuable lesson. When confronting a 350-pound man wearing a chainmail brassiere, RUN."
"...so when Peter offered me £3 million for ENWorld, naturally I turned him down."
This thing still lives?!?!!?
Oh, Well.
I'll add a few, from my own imagination:
"...I should have known something was wrong when the gate to this "Medieval Times" place closed, and Piratecat rode up on horseback holding a lance..."
"...and there I learned a valuable lesson. When confronting a 350-pound man wearing a chainmail brassiere, RUN."
"...so when Peter offered me £3 million for ENWorld, naturally I turned him down."
heirodule
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There was me, that is Russell, and my three droogs, that is Eric, Monte and Dim. And we paged through Valar Project catalog, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Valar Project sold d20-plus; d20 plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were playing. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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