Charlie Don't Game!
Eric: Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another dicehunt?
Morrus: All we know is that there is still is no contact with the colonies, and that a gamer may be involved.
Eric: Excuse me sir, a what?
Morrus: A gamer.
Eric: It's a dicehunt.
Eric: What's more important to you, gaming or girls?
Morrus: Girls. But when I'm playing D&D, gaming is the most important.
Morrus said he'd eat one of the designers...you know...for getting us in to this.
Eric: I cannot do this alone.
Morrus: You are a dice-bearer, Eric. To bear a d20 is to be alone.
Eric: Then I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.
Morrus: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Eric: F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, Motha Motha F*ck, Motha Motha F*ck, Motha F*ck Motha F*ck, Nyoonch Nyoonch Nyoonch, 1-2, 1-2-3-4, Nyoonch Nyoonch Nyoonch, Rollin' dice, Rollin' dice, Doin Asprin, Drinkin Jolt, Drinkin Jolt Jolt Jolt, Rollin dice, Rollin dice, Who Rolls the Dice, We Roll the dice, Rollin dice and Critin 'em...*Yo, let me get a dice bag* Fifteen Bucks, Little Man, Put That
In My Hand, If That Money Doesn't Show Then You Owe Me, Owe Me, Owe
Gygax! I've never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No. What's important, is that two stood against many. That's what is important! Battle pleases you lord Gygax, so I ask you to grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!
When I die, I must go before Gygax, and he will ask me, what is the riddle of dice? And if I do not know it, he will cast me out of GenCon and laugh at me. That's Gygax. Strong on his front porch.
There comes a time when the dice cease to sparkle, when the handbook loses its luster, when the gaming room becomes a prison, and all that's left is a designer's love for his only adventure.
-Will
