trentonjoe
Explorer
...then we caught a Brewer game. And I thought Cricket was boring!
Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report
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RangerWickett
Legend
trentonjoe said:
Ouch. You bastard. That hurt. *sniff*
"I was into my second critical when I realized my fellow players were all howler monkeys in sun dresses. That wasn't listed in the brochure."
"Wha'chu buy?"
"Nothing."
"What?!?"
"I had to get something to eat."
"I woke up and found myself spooning Gary Gygax. It was going to be one of those days."
(Sorry Gary!)
"I was covered in sweat, grime, and cobwebs. I was bleeding, and my Orc and Pie Shirt was ripped. But I had made it. I had made it to the WizKids Booth."
(No clue if Morrus even plays with minis, but that booth was a riot ... literally, when they announced the MechWarrior restrictions.)
Anyone else think the Klingon Bail 'n Jail was a hoot?
-Basil
"Wha'chu buy?"
"Nothing."
"What?!?"
"I had to get something to eat."
"I woke up and found myself spooning Gary Gygax. It was going to be one of those days."
(Sorry Gary!)
"I was covered in sweat, grime, and cobwebs. I was bleeding, and my Orc and Pie Shirt was ripped. But I had made it. I had made it to the WizKids Booth."
(No clue if Morrus even plays with minis, but that booth was a riot ... literally, when they announced the MechWarrior restrictions.)
Anyone else think the Klingon Bail 'n Jail was a hoot?
-Basil
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WanderingMonster
First Post
Psychotic Dreamer said:
Yeah, um...that's not possible.
Anyway...
"The ability to delete a post is insignificant compared to the power of the Force"
"Get in there you unshaven brit, I don't care what you smell"
"Morrus: You don't expect me to talk?
Dancey: No, Mr. Morrisey, I expect you to game!"
"Eric: Kick him in the 'nards!
Morrus: Piratecats don't have 'nards!"
<kick><MEEOOOW-ARRRRRRR>
Morrus: Piratecat's got 'nards!"
Napftor
Explorer
(Not sure how I missed this delightful little thread! Anywho...)
"Had I but known you were all so bloody ugly, I'd never have come."
"Why do I get the feeling that people are staring at my accent?"
"I knew I had sat too close to Gygax when I saw him buying a drink while holding my wallet!"
"When the mic problem surfaced, I thought for sure the whole thing was ruined. And then Noah narrowed his eyes and said, "I'll handle this.'"
"A particularly ox-like gentleman approached the signing table at the Mystic Eye booth and asked quite angrily, 'You Morrissey?' Well, of course I answered 'Dear lord, no.' and then pointed at Ryan Nock (whose back was turned at the time) and said, 'That's him.'"
"Had I but known you were all so bloody ugly, I'd never have come."
"Why do I get the feeling that people are staring at my accent?"
"I knew I had sat too close to Gygax when I saw him buying a drink while holding my wallet!"
"When the mic problem surfaced, I thought for sure the whole thing was ruined. And then Noah narrowed his eyes and said, "I'll handle this.'"
"A particularly ox-like gentleman approached the signing table at the Mystic Eye booth and asked quite angrily, 'You Morrissey?' Well, of course I answered 'Dear lord, no.' and then pointed at Ryan Nock (whose back was turned at the time) and said, 'That's him.'"
Napftor
Explorer
(What the heck, here's more...)
"The last time I'd seen so many goatees was on Civil War Journal."
"What do you mean there's no tea time?"
"My first thought: This is a shining example of why the colonies should have lost."
"My faith in the Con's future was shattered when I overheard Adkison say, 'Next time we really need some chickens.'"
"You think Attack of Opportunity is confusing? Try driving on the wrong side of the road."
"The last time I'd seen so many goatees was on Civil War Journal."
"What do you mean there's no tea time?"
"My first thought: This is a shining example of why the colonies should have lost."
"My faith in the Con's future was shattered when I overheard Adkison say, 'Next time we really need some chickens.'"
"You think Attack of Opportunity is confusing? Try driving on the wrong side of the road."
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