Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

[hong]

1) "It was ten miles out of Milwaukee when the drugs began to take hold."

2) "Of all the dumb modules in all of the sessions at the Con, she had to walk into mine."

3) "Frankly PC, I don't give a damn."

4) "So Eric Noah, we meet at last. When I left you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master."

5) "To lose one character is a misfortune. To lose two smacks of carelessness."

Any more?

 

[Maldur]

Hong,

What Time is it in the land of OZ?
How long have you been awake?
And how much did you drink/snort/swallow/inhale?

You are really on a massive PUN-spree, any special occasion?

 

[hong]

Hong,

What Time is it in the land of OZ?

It's about 6 pm here in sunny Austria, the Land Down Under.

How long have you been awake?

You presume that I sleep!

And how much did you drink/snort/swallow/inhale?

Actually I take hardly any mind-altering substances. Except beer and coffee. But not together. Beer and coffee together would be like ice cream with tomato sauce. Ick!

You are really on a massive PUN-spree, any special occasion?

It's a glorious day and I'm not at work.


6) "Open the pod bay doors, Dancey."

7) "I love the smell of gamers in the morning!" [okay, maybe not]

8) "Everything I saw told me that Adkison had gone insane. The place was full of bodies: unwashed bodies; overweight bodies; chainmail bikinis; unwashed, overweight bodies wearing chainmail bikinis. If I was still alive, it was because he wanted me that way. It smelled like slow death in there. This was the end of the Con, all right."

 

[Krug]

"Boy Monte, you really messed up the harm spell, didn't you?"

"I can say that I don't want to see another cheesehead in this life, or the next."

"Avalanche Press' booth took after their covers, and I don't mean the Last Days of Constantinapole cover!"

 

[alsih2o]

"call me ishmorrus"

"it was the best of con's, it was the worst of con's"

 

[hong]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single gamer in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a life."

 

[Tom Cashel]

"A screaming comes across the Convention Hall. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now."

"After a night of uneasy dreams, Sean K. Reynolds awoke in his bed to find that he had been transformed into a monstrous insect."

"All happy GenCons are alike. But every unhappy GenCon is unhappy in its own way."

 

[alsih2o]

"after gnawing through the ropes i knew that subduing gygax and escaping to alert the media would present little challenge"

 

[alsih2o]

"but i thought to myself 'yeah, $40 is expensive, but how many people really own a module written by kilgore trout?"

 

[trentonjoe]

" Everything was going well until we met the mythical Wisconsin Curd Golem"

"Wisconsin is such a historical state. YOu can take all the the history of London combined and it doesn't equal the culture of one night in a rib place in Green Bay."