Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

[To some American who thinks that "rumours" is a misspelling:]

"English, mother******. Do you speak it?"
 

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A few more as long as I'm thinking of them

“I gave her my heart, and she gave me a d20."

“A LARPer once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

“Here’s Morrus!!”

“Eric, my mind is going. . . . I can feel it."

“If they don’t roll, kill’em”

“I could have been a RPG writer”

“Role Players and Munchkins living together! Mass hysteria!”

“I am big. It's the games that got small."

“Show me the d20”
 




"Two threads were posted on the message board
And sorry I could not post in them both
Being one poster. Long I poured
And looked them over as fierce as a I could
To where they sat in the cyber space....
I will be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere sitting on a chair:
Two threads were posted on the message board
And I - I posted the thread less posted by,
And that has made all the difference."
 

trentonjoe said:
"Wisconsin is such a historical state. YOu can take all the the history of London combined and it doesn't equal the culture of one night in a rib place in Green Bay."

Oh crap! Somebody call an ambulance! I can't breathe...
 

"Successful campaigns are all alike; every failed campaign is unhappy in its own way."

"Sing, goddess, the anger of EricNoah's son Morrus and its devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the gamers"

"Monte Cook asked me to be the fourth player at the Ptolus Club."

"In the week before their departure to Gen Con, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, an old crone came to visit the keeper of the boards, Morrus."
 

"I fell in love with her that night. Young, beautiful, and bright college student to boot. Alas, we both knew it wouldn't work. She was a badger."
 
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