D&D General Make up some new spell names

[DeviousQuail]

I felt inspired by @CleverNickName and their latest meme in the meme thread. For those that didn't see the meme the joke is that "Mike's Hard Lemonade" is a spell as it follows the naming convention of <person's name> <adjective> <noun> found in many famous D&D spells. Tenser's Floating Disk, Tasha's Hideous Laughter, Otto's Irresistible Dance, etc. So chime in with your spell names. They can be as serious or jokey as you want. They can be names for existing spells or spells that you made up. Just make sure to include a brief description of the spell.

I'll start:
Taijeron's Temporary Truce, until the end of the casters next turn no creature in the area of the spell can take any actions that require attack rolls or force another creature to make a skill check or saving throw.

Doolittle's Beast Speech, renamed speak with animals

Zake's Fake Wake, renamed feign death

Tomas' Quick Lyft, a souped up version find steed for a modern setting

 

[Reynard]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (renamed summon undead)

 

[Len]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (renamed summon undead)

It's hard to buy that scroll at the magic shoppe. "I'd like a scroll of... you know."

 

[Lanefan]

Falstaffe's Fine Freeze - renamed Hold Person or renamed Chill Metal, take yer pick.

Tom's Talking Text-message - renamed Magic Mouth.

Minieter's Minor Makeover - renamed Alter Self.
Minieter's Major Makeover - renamed Polymorph (Self).

Jocaste's Jolly Jump - renamed Teleport.
Jocaste's Jumbo Jump - renamed Teleport Circle.

 

[Rabbitbait]

Deviousquail's Clever Nickname (transmutation)- A curse spell for that takes an obvious aspect of the targets physical or personal characteristics and exaggerates them to a ridiculous degree. This deformity may be so exaggerated that it affects a creatures attributes. For instance, a creature with a large nose finds that their nose is now so large it affects their balance (-2 dex) but also gives advantage for any perception checks involving smelling. This spell is available to warlocks, evil wizards and witches and the effects are proposed by the player but decided by the DM.

 

[aco175]

Basically just add someone's name at the start.
Melf's magic missile
Chuck's charm person
Fizban's fabulous fireball
etc...

 

[GreatestHonor]

Me and my brother made a spell like this called “Durran’s Draining Dome”
It’s a powerful conjuration spell that creates a dome (surprise) that can drain ability scores, and heal you depending on how many ability points are drained.

 

[CleverNickName]

Dave's Killer Bread is totally overpowered.

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