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Me Bro found a new part time job today.....

Darmanicus

I'm Ray...of Enfeeblement
Well me brudda's staying with me for a while whilst he sorts his thang out.........

He had a job for a few weeks on the hod but that contract ended just recently so he's been self unemployed for a few days........

Tonight I was so glad when he came back home, with a few beersies for me and uttered the words...."Evo, I've just got me a part time job".........well I thought I was glad anyway.......

The job turned out to be a tad shorter than imagined.......just 1/2 an hour!!!

And that wasn't all.........

For the last couple of days the downstairs flat has been in the process of being renovated. What I mean by renovated so far is the fact that whilst the windows have been replaced the rest of the flat is being ripped out.......

........and the rubbish is just being dumped in the alleyway just under my kitchen window.

When I say rubbish I mean parts of brick walls but mostly combustible wood items such as kitchen units, drawers and shelving. They've also dumped HUGE amounts of glass there also.

I cannot now lock my bike in the usual safe area, off the beaten track and hidden from site and now it must reside right out in the open for any old arse to try and nick it and then trash it when my super locks foil 'em!

Add to that that it can now act as a haven for all sorts of vermin and would make a great bonfire on November 5th!!!

Back to the point now......

So my brother comes in and points out that all this trash has now been moved to the front of me neighbours flat for him to deal with in the morning.....

I don't know what was worse.....the :):):):):) I will have to deal with in the morning or the fact that the job me brother did was voluntary!!! ;)

Now don't get me wrong, I did in fact find this absolutely hilarious. The guy should have rented a skip and disposed of this crap in a proper manner however it looks as though he was just gonna leave it there and also I was quite seriously put out that he'd abused my parking spot, (even now I wouldn't chain me bike there because of all the glass).

Another thing is is that once the management firm looking after our blocks maintenance finds out about the rubbish,(whether or not it had been moved), we will ALL have to foot a bill because of that selfish nob!!!!

Comments anybody?
 

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Sooo... you live in Engalnd?

Can you bring your bike inside? That's what one of my friends does.

Keep us posted on what your neighbour says when he sees the rubbish out front.

Darmanicus said:
Add to that that it can now act as a haven for all sorts of vermin and would make a great bonfire on November 5th!!!

I love the smell of roasted vermin on Guy Fawkes Day! ;)
 

I could bring the bike in but it would be quite a bit of hassle having to bring it upstairs especially since we're getting a bed for the spare room.......there's honestly no realistic space.

Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the neighbour though. I fully expect to see one dead neighbour and several permanently disfigured builders/window fitters by the time I get back from work tomorrow!
 

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