Nic Cage a Superman fan?

[mmu1]

LOl it took him a long time to find a woman dumb enough to allow it. She's a cocktail waitress (stripper) whom saw the cash cow and only had to give up the naming rights of a child.

The article said sushi waitress... Am I just going to the wrong sushi places, or something?

As far as celebrity names go, this one is not that bad - he can go by "Kal" if he wants to. It's got nothing on "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil".

 

[GrayLinnorm]

If they have a daughter, do you think they'll name her Kara?

 

[Broccli_Head]

naw..lois or lana

 

[Staffan]

The whole pregnancy thing is a coverup. They obviously found the kid in a cornfield in Kansas.

 

[Klaus]

This isn't the first Kal-El.

John Bogdanove (artist of Superman comics during the 90s, and co-creator of Steel) has a son named Kal-El Bogdanove.

And a dog named Chewbacca.

He wanted to name his other son "Han".

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Considering he came very very very close to playing the next superman a few years ago plus he divorced ms presley because, among other things, she wanted him to get rid of his expensive comic book collection.

I believe a bigger part of that divorce was because Mr. Cage is a HUGE Elvis fan.

And Ms. Presley realized what the 'Ultimate, one-of-a-kind' Elvis Memorabilia was.

Of course when you're trying to Rebound off Mr (Ms?) Jackson, you might make a mistake or two. :\

 

[SilentJay]

And Ms. Presley realized what the 'Ultimate, one-of-a-kind' Elvis Memorabilia was.

Y'know, as incredibly creepy that is, for some reason I can't quite dismiss its possibility.

Mind you, unless she starts going through husbands like her father through deep-fried peanut butter & banana sandwiches, he's got the whole "I was married to Elvis' daughter, and here's the certificate to prove it" on most collectors.

 

[ThirdWizard]

Give it 16 years. And you thought normal teenagers had an invincibility complex. He's freakin' Superman!

As far as celebrity names go, this one is not that bad - he can go by "Kal" if he wants to. It's got nothing on "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil".

I'm always weirded out by "Apple." Maybe its just me, though.

My best friend named his son Augustus.

 

[Ranger REG]

I'm always weirded out by "Apple." Maybe its just me, though.

Why? Because a girl named Eve might take a bite out of him?

My best friend named his son Augustus.

I hope that's a middle name.

 

[Villano]

I'm always weirded out by "Apple." Maybe its just me, though.

My best friend named his son Augustus.

Oh, I got that one beat. I saw a birth announcement years ago in a newspaper for a little girl named (first and middle name) Leather Princess.

Why not just name your kid "Porn Star" or "Stripper"?