Nic Cage a Superman fan?

[Klaus]

Well, you have the angels Gabriel, Michael, Uriel... adding Kal-el would kinda fit.

Once upon a time I came up with an Elseworlds concept of a an angel coming to Earth to take a more active role in helping mankind. He would be blue-skinned, with black hair and red-feathered wings. A S-shaped serpent emblazoned on his chest would prompt journalist Lois Lane to name him Seraphim, but his real name was Kalel.

Later on another angel would come down, trying to convince Kalel to return to Heaven. He was red-skinned, with white-feathered wings and a bolt of lightning emblazoned on his chest. His real name was Marvel, and he was Captain of the Angelic Host.

In the end, Seraphim would have to face a great foe, in the form of Lucifer Lightbringer (notice the double 'L'!), etc, etc.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Of course you can also go the George Foreman Route:

5 Sons; named:

1. George

2. George

3. George

4. George

5. George

If even ONE of those kids is a deadbeat, all his kids are screwed.

My dad has a cousin with the same name as him (and almost the same age). The guys been through bankruptcy a few times, massive debt, foreclosures etc. Every time my dad has to get a credit report for something, he has to spend days bi***** at the credit agencies as they've got him and his cousin confused.

So maybe naming your kid really wierd names is a benefit.

 

[Villano]

My dad has a cousin with the same name as him (and almost the same age). The guys been through bankruptcy a few times, massive debt, foreclosures etc. Every time my dad has to get a credit report for something, he has to spend days bi***** at the credit agencies as they've got him and his cousin confused.

So maybe naming your kid really wierd names is a benefit.

Same thing happened to my dad once. Except they took money out of his paycheck for back child support. The thing is his cousin's name isn't even close to his, their birthdays are years apart, and their social security numbers are wildly different.

Apparently, having the same last name and living in the same city is enough. Naming your kid "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" isn't going to help.

 

[Storm Raven]

Demi Moore had 'Rumer'

And Scout, and Tallulah.

For the record, Frank Zappa named his children Moon Unit and Dweezil.

 

[nakia]

Same thing happened to my dad once. Except they took money out of his paycheck for back child support. The thing is his cousin's name isn't even close to his, their birthdays are years apart, and their social security numbers are wildly different.

Apparently, having the same last name and living in the same city is enough. Naming your kid "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" isn't going to help.

I had a customer at the comic store I used to work at whose credit card would occasionally get declined because the card company thought he had died.

He'd give me the card to run and say "Let's see if I'm dead today."

What can you do? Call up the card company and say "I'm not dead, you idiots!"?

 

[Richards]

Originally posted by Storm Raven:

For the record, Frank Zappa named his children Moon Unit and Dweezil.

Well, two of his children, anyway. The other two he named Ahmet and Diva.

Johnathan

 

[ThirdWizard]

It's in fact a somewhat common name in Iceland.

You learn something new every day.

 

[Nuclear Platypus]

Well Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller) named his poor girl "Moxie Crimefighter Jillette". His reasoning?

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

(from here: http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=192888&GT1=6657)

I guess it could be worse like naming her Summer Eve tho I have seen Adam Adams and John John before.

 

[GrayLinnorm]

Benjamin Bratt and Talia Soto have named their son Matteo Bravery. How does that rank?

And Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first child. I'll bet this kid will compete with Britney Spears' son for the title of Antichrist.

But their evil plans for destroying the world will be thwarted by Kal-El Cage .

 

[Joker]

David Bowie had 'Zowie'

Zowie Bowie? What the hell is wrong with him?

That reminds me of some gamer. His name was Bobo Boom and his sister's name was Bibi.