OD&D 4 me (April Fools)

[Jdvn1]

*sob*

Power is so fleeting...

 

[GnomeWorks]

Next you'll say something like "I hate Magic: The Gathering" and my world will crumble.

He uses Guay art for an avatar to show the world why she shouldn't be an artist for M:tG.

It's Final Fantasy II if you're a red-blooded American! We took the Japanese Final Fantasy IV and improved it. You think "Edward" is a Japanese name?

Nope, that's because it was Gilbert in the original! And how did we make it better, by taking away Rosa's ability to pray, Tellah's ability to cast randomly-selected spells, and Cecil's dark wave? Americans fail!

 

[Michael Morris]

And here I thought you knew all that happened behind the scenes. I am so disappointed.

Next you'll say something like "I hate Magic: The Gathering" and my world will crumble.

Hate to break it to you, but I haven't played that game in years.

 

[hafrogman]

It's Final Fantasy II if you're a red-blooded American! We took the Japanese Final Fantasy IV and improved it. You think "Edward" is a Japanese name?

Pfft. Final Fantasy II is NOT Final Fantasy IV. Those foreigners gave us Final Fantasy IV EASY TYPE. A game for little children. Is that the kind of statement we want the world to hear about America? I say no! Demand true translations, demand no censorship, demand real gameplay!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Rel posted he was quitting 3E and going back to oD&D for the less restrictive ruleset and the benefits he believe can be gained by doing such. He posted this in the 4E forum. Morrus switched it out and said it belonged in General. Various posters threw in their $.02, the obligatory haters chipped in a couple pebbles, and then mods began to gang tackle one another in the best example of a flamewar since Hong joined the community. Now we have the rabble rousers in the background yelling for more fireworks, the mods moving the thread more times than a female dwarf has facial hair, and so on. It's cats and dogs...

...and seemingly all because one guy doesn't like 3E.

It's because he doesn't like 4e, isn't it?

There's no lesson to be learned if Morrus is doing what I think he's doing. There will be no joy in Mudville. Even jokes can be taken too far.

 

[Michael Morris]

Review

Rel posted he was quitting 3E and going back to oD&D for the less restrictive ruleset and the benefits he believe can be gained by doing such. He posted this in the 4E forum. Morrus switched it out and said it belonged in General. Various posters threw in their $.02, the obligatory haters chipped in a couple pebbles, and then mods began to gang tackle one another in the best example of a flamewar since Hong joined the community. Now we have the rabble rousers in the background yelling for more fireworks, the mods moving the thread more times than a female dwarf has facial hair, and so on. It's cats and dogs...

...and seemingly all because one guy doesn't like 3E.

W.P., FTW

Ok, it all makes sense. 3e sucks - who could love it. OD&D sucks more. Long live 4e.

 

[Remathilis]

Review

Rel posted he was quitting 3E and going back to oD&D for the less restrictive ruleset and the benefits he believe can be gained by doing such. He posted this in the 4E forum. Morrus switched it out and said it belonged in General. Various posters threw in their $.02, the obligatory haters chipped in a couple pebbles, and then mods began to gang tackle one another in the best example of a flamewar since Hong joined the community. Now we have the rabble rousers in the background yelling for more fireworks, the mods moving the thread more times than a female dwarf has facial hair, and so on. It's cats and dogs...

...and seemingly all because one guy doesn't like 3E.

W.P., FTW

Or so you think...

Dum, Dum, DUUUMMMMMMMM!

 

[fett527]

Hate to break it to you, but I haven't played that game in years.

Not funny.

 

[diaglo]

the offer is valid. it is just the terms that need some work.

 

[Jdvn1]

Heh, "treasure hunter" he calls himself. You, sir, are a thief. Plain and simple. Those uniforms you stole from the innocent guards? Do you think the government is made of money? Do you think cotton grows on trees? No!

Those guards had to purchase new uniforms to replace those you stole. Out of their own limited funds. Hardworking family men, men who want nothing more than to provide for their wives and children, and you just took from them. You may as well have walked up to their children and stolen the very food from their plates.

You are a thief, and I urge whatever remaining mods we have to punish you for your thieving ways.

- Hafrogman
- Evil Henchman's Local 666

Hey, I needed those uniforms to save the world! Those guards can forgo a single meal to prevent total destruction, can't they?!